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Cardboard bum [1] |
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type: Sheltered Bum
height: 5' 0"
weight: 130 - 150 lbs.
info: Seen only in winter this bum builds an awesome fortification made of cardboard boxes on a side of a wall that expels warm air giving him, not only, warmth but shelter from the elements. |
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Church bums [1] |
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type: Christian Bums
height: Varies 5' 0" to 6' 1"
weight: 180 - 200 lbs.
info: Sitting around the entrance steps of the church located on the corner of Bishop and Ste. Catherine these bums don't do much except pray that people are more generous if within the vicinity of a house of worship
Last seen: Everyday |
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Crazy bum [1] |
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type: Insane Bum
height: 5' 8"
weight: 130 - 140 lbs.
info: Located in the doorstep of some billiard hall very close to cardboard bum, this bum suffers from schizophrenia and sometimes can get into verbal conflicts with himself. Although he doesn't seem to pose a threat with society, he definitely lives in its cesspit. His dwelling reeks of aged urine and expired beer. Sometimes seen promenading on the streets of Ste. Catherine wearing his blanket as a cape.
Last seen: June |
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Garbage Bag bum [1] |
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type: Sheltered Bum
height: ??
weight: 160 - 170 lbs.
info: Brings his goods in his shopping cart this bum covers his whole self as well as his goods in black garbage bags. This provides an incredible insulator plus a perfect resistor to water. Very hard to find but easy to spot, this bum moves around quite a bit due to his Shopping cart's mobility.
Last seen: Early October |
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Harmonica bum [1] |
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type: Musician Bum
height: 5' 1"
weight: 100 - 110 lbs.
info: Only seen during evening rush hour at the Namur metro station. This bum/musician does not actually play songs but rather does the cords of the same key repeatedly. Her harmonica looks like something from the dollar store.
Last seen: December |
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Mariachi bums [1] |
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type: Musician Bum
height: Varies 5' 3" to 5' 9"
weight: 150 - 200 lbs.
info: These bums vary from 3 to as much as 7. When at full power they can omit the most wonderful sounds from Latin America. Theses bums hold a tremendous power in captivating the bystanders and making them feel "Hot! Hot! Hot!" on a cold winter's day.
Last seen: June |
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One Arm bum [1] |
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type: Disabled Bum
height: 5' 5"
weight: 100 - 110 lbs.
info: Usually seen during winter time without his t-shirt sitting in the middle of sidewalks holding out his hand while waving his stub. An excellent strategy in using his disability to invoke pity from people leading into donating some money to him. I had the fortunate pleasure of talking to this famous local and he said most women are the ones to give money. Many guys usually give him the finger or scream obscenities, I ask him what he does in response; 'simple' he says, 'I give them the finger back with my stub.'
Last seen: ? |
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Rhyming bum [1] |
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type: Insane Bum
height: 5' 9"
weight: 130 - 140 lbs.
info: This bum may confuse you. Is he inebriated? Is he high? Or is he just himself? You never know with rhyming bum. This bum begs for money in the most creative ways I have seen. Reminiscent of Gun Ho from G.I. Joe this bum usually talks in a rhyming fashion. Poses no threat to society, and absolutely enjoyable to watch whether he is soliciting customers at your local coffee shop or in front of my university. Truly, he has managed to marry solicitation with street performance into a beautiful theatrical production of laughter with sadness, happiness with anger, tolerance with irritation. Just don't let him solicit you.
Last seen: December |
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Saxophone bum [1] |
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type: Musician Bum
height: 5' 7"
weight: 160 lbs.
info: One of the best musicians/bums out there, usually seen late at night at the more quieter but fairly popular street corners. This bum plays the soulful music of jazz and the blues. He sets a very cool atmosphere when you are walking down a street late at night hearing his music in the background, I get a sensation of nostalgia from the black and white detective movies.
Last seen: July |
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Spoon bum [1] |
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type: Musician Bum
height: 5' 9"
weight: 180 - 200 lbs.
info: By far the most popular entertainer. This bum is a truly passionate about his work, slapping his spoons day in day out. Armed with 2 wooden spoons, a raccoon hat, an oversized umbrella, a radio, this bum doesn't disappoint the bystanders by playing cheerful sounds of classic songs with spoons. He plays in a popular spot located in front of the Ogilvy's store.
Last seen: Everyday |
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Shopping cart bum [1] |
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type: Sheltered Bum
height: 5' 5"
weight: 140 - 150 lbs.
info: Located in the top floor of the Guy metro station this bum has the largest inventory consisting of anything imaginable - including a mattress. Rumor has it that he may have possession of a kitchen sink. He is not very mobile due to the weight of his belongings. Furthermore, he doesn't seem to disturb anyone, he just dwells close to the exit of the metro station while leaving his belongings just outside within arms reach.
Last seen: December |
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War Veteran bum [1] |
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type: War Bum
height: 5' 10"
weight: 200 lbs.
info: Located on the middle floor of the metro station. This bum sometimes changes his disability from day to day. Sometimes he is seen holding a cane and a cardboard sign that says "Blind War Veteran" other times he just has a sign saying "Vietnam Vet please give money." Nevertheless, he is very courteous, always says "good day to you" whether the people respond or not.
Last seen: March |
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