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Playboy's Fast Women
Subject: Fast Women,
Slow Going
From: Arvola William
<arvola@gte.net>
Digest:
volume97/71
Date: Thu, 20 Mar
1997 06:05:45 -0600 (CST)
Here's my review of the PB video "Fast Women."
The Playmates featured are: Jennifer Allan, Jami Ferrell, Victoria Fuller, Christina Leardini, Jessica Lee, Priscilla Taylor and Kimber West
Plus Kim Sanches and NSS-model Traci Dali
As usual, the numbers are the approximate start time in minutes of each segment. I'm using the model's initials, I hope this is not too annoying.
(02) Introduction: KS, CL, PT, JF, and JL. Cars and bikes zoom amid half-naked girls, neon signs, and desert views, lit by blue studio lights.
(04) Interview Interlude I: This video has three of these segments, I'll consolidate my comments here. All of the Playmates EXCEPT JA plus KS are interviewed in groups of two or three. Each is prompted off-camera and off-mike to say the raciest, "fastest" things that the producer can think of. KS talks about having sex in a car going down the North-Central Expressway in Dallas [I've driven it many times myself :-) ] JF is the quiet one. As I've previously opined, VF comes across as arrogant. JL plays the oh-so-naughty nice girl very well. Going up in my estimation by several notches, PT has a pixie-like cuteness and very pretty blue eyes. CL comes across as very poised and professional until she segues into a silly and weird iteration on the word "sex." CL also sports red-blonde tresses that I rather liked on her.
And the almost show-stealing charmer is KW!! Her southern belle accent is offset by her frank and earthy subject matter. She opines that a woman, unlike a man, upon entering a room full of the opposite sex, "knows whether she is going to get laid or not."
Based on the disappointing absense of JA in the interviews, I'll conjecture that her segment is an out-take from her Playmate Profile rather than produced just for this tape.
(05) "Easy Score:" [cameo] PT, JL. Biker stud takes JL for a ride. Unsatisfied with the usual chickseat, our heroine climbs into the hero's lap, looses her top and discards it. Somehow our hero keeps his head and makes it back to his garage turned bedroom. In the soft dim blue studio lights, wine leads to bed and activity thereon. Our heroine appears unsatisfied with the hero's performance and swipes his bike as compensation.
(13) "Hot Wheels:" KW, JF, and PT. Master roller-bladers cavort in the background as our girls strut and pose. This viewer still thinks JF is scowling at him. PT starts to establish great rapport with the camera/viewer when she loses concentration and peeks at the director, shattering the bond and the viewer's heart. Once again, KW's charm and spunk threaten to annihilate her competitors, yet something, the director perhaps, is holding her back. Could she fear that her full deific array would blind us mere mortals? On an earthier note, KW's breasts do show stretch marks and a wealth of veins in a not unappealing maternal manner.
(18) Interview Interlude II:
(19) "Broad-Sided:" Traci Dali and three other models. A dusty hero is picked up by a busload of raucous ladies. They have their way with him and leave him stranded. Our hero doesn't seem to mind much, he's half asleep. The only redeeming feature is the music which calls to mind the lovely [and regrettably absent] Cathy St. George.
(24) "Convertible Assets:" JA. Our heroine goes for a [fantasy] test-drive of a classic red Caddy convertible. On a desert and deserted highway, the speed limit increases all the way to "Clothing Optional." Our heroine exercises her option as the Caddy steers itself. Dress, bra, and panties are discarded efficiently as less than useless and unerotic hindrances. A patrolman gets an eyefull as our heroine flashes him [us, me] a dazzling and wicked smile. The fantasy ends when the saleman turns off the radio. Our heroine caresses the hood of the Caddy as she smirks mysteriously one last time into the camera.
Well what can I say? JA is adorably cute rather than classically beautiful. Her smile is stunning, it conveys just the right sense of sly devilry and lets-have-a-good-time coyness. She does have an oily complexion, consistent with a pockmark or two on her forehead. There are some distracting but small scars on her right leg. Her legs and calves attenuate too much. She moves efficiently rather than erotically. She seems uncomfortable touching her body but likes to play with her hair. Her translucent skin is more soft cheesecake than sleek silken smoothness, displaying veins in her breasts. There's this delightful blonde peach-fuzz starting at her navel and extending downwards to a Shauna Sand-like stripe of pubic hair. Unfortunately, bright sunlight and the resulting squint preclude an appraisal of her eyes. And did I mention her smile?
[So, her pretty feet actually touch the ground! Am I still in love? You bet!! :-) ]
(30) "Jet Setters:" KW and KS. Landing strip, private jet, black vinyl/leather. Static. Yet again KW shows some spunk and attitude in fits and starts.
(36) "New Models:" JL, PT, and VF. Cars cruise, girls don't, enough said.
(41) Interview Interlude III:
(42) "Calculated Risks:" CL. Porsches race, camera races. Hero coaxes a recalcitrant heroine. Heroine warms, bed ensues, Porsches smash.
(49) Credits: Reprise of "Hot Wheels."
In summary, this tape's rather iffy. As perhaps the sole video appearance of your favorite Playmate, it's a keeper especially if that PM is JA. Otherwise, it's not. I expect KW will give us a strong video performance later if only she will lose whatever seems to be inhibiting her.
Also, this tape is a good six minutes shorter than usual; they should take a dollar or two off the price, at least.
P.S. Rachel's crown appears to be secure for now. In fact, the top four spots in my vid-PM list seem secure. JA may squeeze into #5, I'll have to contemplate this.
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