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Once upon a time,
A young, buxom, beautiful, blonde student of Discordia heard of a wise teacher of the Erisian Mysterees that liveth beyond the river. On her quest to enlightenment she travelled far and wide to visit this wise teacher. |
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Discordian Koan One - Crossing the River
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Once upon a time,
A young, buxom, beautiful, blonde student of Discordia heard of a wise teacher of the Erisian Mysterees that liveth beyond the river. On her quest to enlightenment she travelled far and wide to visit this wise teacher. |
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Upon reaching the river,
the teacher was awaiting the
student on the other side
The teacher a young, buxom,
beautiful, Green Eyed Redhead
Upon seeing the teacher on the shore of the river the Blonde student of Discordia called :
«Oh!
Wisest of all teacher,
tell
me how am I to get to the other side
So
I can benefit from your teachings»
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To this the teacher
replied
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Upon hearing this, the Blonde student was deeply annoyed
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