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CHAOKOKU KOANS OF ATONEMENT From the memoirs of Lord Omar, Mal2, RAW and Emperor Norton Prepared by Hooflonj Poo Atma-Windu, MRNET, Legionnaire of the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen .

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The Void and the Chaos

Emperor Norton asked the little Duchess Minnie Rae, "What is the meaning of reality?" Minnie replied, "Void then, chaos now, no future." The emperor asked further, "Who are you in front of me?" Minnie responded, "Don't you get it?" The Emperor did not respond. Eventually, Minnie left and gave birth to a prince.

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RAW and the Publisher

RAW’s publisher asked if he wrote the Principia Discordia himself. RAW responded : "If I wrote the Principia Discordia myself, would it be any less real?" The publisher said : "There is a demand for it. We definitely could make a buck publishing it." RAW said : "Money does not stay
in the world when it is made and has nothing to do with any of it. You are always publishing the Principia Discordia whenever you publish me"

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The Earthly Eris Temple

When Eris was walking in the park with Emperor Norton, she pointed to the ground with
her hand and said, "This place is good for building a temple." Emperor Norton dropped his pants, dumped a shit load where Eris had pointed and said, "The temple has been built." Eris smiled.

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The Weight of Flax in Chaos

A monk asked Mal2, "What is the essence of Discordianism?" Mal2 said, "What is the weight of
flax in chaos?"

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Ourobouros Interrogation

A blonde student of Discordia asked RAW, "Apart from the teaching of the Principia Discordia, beyond the consultation of the pineal gland, please tell me the source of Discordianism." RAW said, "I am dying today, I can't explain it to you. Go and ask Lord Omar." The blonde student of Discordia asked Lord Omar about it. Lord Omar said, "Why don't you ask RAW?" The blonde student of Discordia said, "He told me to ask you." Lord Omar said, "I am paranoid today, I can't explain it to you. Go and ask Mal2." The blonde student of Discordia asked Mal2 about it. Mal2 said, "Why don't you ask Lord Omar?" The blonde student of Discordia said, "He told me to ask you." Mal2 said, "I am high on acid today, I can't explain it to you. Go and ask RAW." The blonde student of Discordia asked RAW about it. RAW said, "Why don't you ask Mal2?" The blonde student of Discordia said, "He told me to ask you." RAW said, "I am dying today, I can't explain it to you. Go and ask Lord Omar."
 

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