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Discordian Koans or The Te Chings of Chaos Prepared by Hooflonj Poo Atma-Windu, MRNET, Legionnaire of the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen .

Koan I - Crossing the River (A Blonde Wisdom Koan)
Koan II - The Essence of Identity (A Noodle Koan)
Koan III - The Naked Truth Is Oft Buried under Heaps of Gossip (A Noodle Koan)
Koan IV - I Can See Clearly Now (Koans from the Wisdom of Atlantis)
Koan V - Take the Load Off Of Your Tired Ass (A Noodle Koan)
Koan VI - Neither the Wind Nor the Bottle of Beer (A Gateless Koan)
Koan VII - A Tongue to Talk Wisely, A Tongue to Talk Dirty (Koans from the Wisdom of Atlantis)
Koan VIII - One Swallow Makes Twelve (A Noodle Koan)
Koan IX - Don't Kill Bugs (A Sermon by Elron McKenzie)
Koan X - The Way Out Is Not Always the Way In (A Noodle Koan)
Koan XI - Tantric Enlightenment (A Blonde Wisdom Koan)
Koan XII - Prosecutors Will Be Transgressicuted (A Noodle Koan)
Koan XIII - Bloodsuckers (Koans from the Wisdom of Atlantis)
Koan XIV - Punishments of the Gods (Koans from the Wisdom of Atlantis)
Koan XV - Over and Out (Koans from the Wisdom of Atlantis)
Koan XVI - I Pass It On (Inspired by Muse Auf der Maur and then some more ...)
Koan XVII - Nanook the Eskimo Puts the Chaos back in the Catma (A Gateless Koan)
Koan XVIII - Dried KFC (A Gateless Koan)
Koan XVIIII - Who Are You? (A Gateless Koan)
Koan XVY - Proceed to the Top of the Flax Heap (A Gateless Koan)
Koan XVYI - The Three Gates of Emperor Norton (A Gateless Koan)

Chaokoku: Koans of Atonement: A new series of Koans collected by Hooflonj Poo from the memoirs of Lord Omar, Mal2, Emperor Norton, Minnie Rae and RAW 

The Eternal Koan - The Rock Is Still Rolling

Some of the Te Chings herein owe their source to the gracious "Book of Noodles" authored by W.A. Clouston (1888) available in an e-text version online at www.sacred-texts.com

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