Discordian Prayers

Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed to Eris. He replied with these words:

No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood.

(PD 14:1-2)
«O my Eris, my life is so boring. Could I be in the middle of a significant historical moment at least once in my life.»
The Tourist Guy
«O my Eris, could you make this vacation the most memorable ever.»

Click to enlarge
«O my Eris, I can`t wait to swim in the Caribean waters. Can you please hurry things up a little please.»
In a hurry to go swimming
Click to enlarge
«O my Eris, I would give everything for a fat cigar now.»
Bad timing for a cigar
«O my Eris, I would really like to have an office with a view of the ocean»
A Room with a View
Click to enlarge
«O my Eris, I would really like to know the truth about JFK's assassination»
The truth about JFK's assassination
Click to enlarge
«O my Eris, I would really like to know who really rules the world»

Click to enlarge
«O my Eris, I really would like to know the truth about the missing link»
The Missing Link

 
If after this you still want to pray to
Goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia
Please visit the Wiki site
Discordia Liturgica at:

http://discordialiturgica.pbwiki.com/
 

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
.Spinning Chao.
Take Me Back to the Multi Folds Path