Deities :

Eris Kallisiti Discordia
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Nicole Kidman
Ctl Altdel
Tracy Lords

Sneppah Tihs (monkey)
Hunvaeh-Zawer Layzangh-Lay (swine)
Kato
St Malaclypse the Younger (Mal2)
St Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst

St Lao Tzù
Chuang Tzù
Lieh Tzì
James Legge
Jonathan Star

Episkopos :

Ralph Radix Fenderson McKenzie Etal,
     KFFC, PTHRHFB, HMcKB
Cunégonde Poutringasse, KFFC, VH
JP3, KFFC, BJ
July The Sweet, KFFC, K, TSB
Kelly Monaco, KFFC, K, PMOM 04/97

Ozzy Laliberté
Hooflonj Poo Atma-Windu, MRNET
Bo Derek, 10K
Frank Einstein, BOS
Master Bait, CO

Sâ-Yûl Môn-Gâ (currently unavailable
     due to jail time)
Th’Waypythut Th’Aphamijl
Vlk Vlkvsk, Communications (sic!)
Bob McKenzie, HMcKB
Doug McKenzie, HMcKB

Saint Second Class :

St Jim Morrisson
St Albert Einstein, aka Kitten Natividad on the week-ends
St Stephen Hawking
St Absolut
(Accepting applications now, 1 position still open, consult your pineal gland)

Lance Saint :

St Emperor Norton
St Robert Anton Wilson
St Malaclypse the Younger (Mal 2)
St Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst
St Tourist Guy

Colonel Saint (exclusive category) :

Colonel Walter E. Kurtz

Lieutenant Saint :

St Yossarian
St Kato
St Tuttle (or is it St Buttle, this is so confusing it must be discordian)
St James Cole
St Smith (all of them but Winston Smith, Mr. Smith & The Smith are worthy of venerable mentions)

Brigadier Saint :

St. Bokonon
St Hari Seldon
St Quixote
St Stephen Hawking’s wheelchair
St Lao Tzù

Five Star Saint :

St Malaclypse the Elder
St Sri Syadasti
St Zarathud the Incorrigible
St Hung Mung
St Dr. Van Van Mojo

                    Eris Kallisti Discordia / Eve
                    Selena Steele / Lilith
                    Tracy Lords
                    Sofia (first daughter of Adam & Eve)
                    Chloe Nicole

All redhead and green eyes women

The five lascivous Discordian buxom vixens (often referred to as Head Angels - Their motto: Head Angels Forever)

Grace, under caressing pressure
Holly, of the mighty cleavage
Mary-Ann And Mary-Jane, siamese twins with shaky hands
Faith, the trusty dumb blonde
Ecstasy, of the rosy cheeks

*The Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Eschaton recognizes the canonization of real persons beyond Saint Second Class if
     (1) they are deceased and the importance of their posthumous activities surclasses that of
          their living activities.
     (2) If a girl, pictures of her give a hard on.