1¹ We are the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen. Sometimes also refered to as Grenzsituationeers. ² Our movement started when my very own little puny Eschaton was Immanentized by revelations unto Erisian Mysterees by Goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia.

2¹ I first coincidentally stumbled upon the Magnum Opiate of Malaclypse the Younger, the Principia Discordia. I immediatley thought that was kind of neat, no more.

² Then, an accident lead me to meet Goddess herself. ³ She brought me home to her place, there, in Limbo Peak. There, where the Universe does not exist. ⁴ She revealed to me the « Ommitterre Libellus », the missing tomes of the Principia Discordia. They were never revealed to Malaclypse and Lord Omar due to unfortunate technological glitches in the gods’ server system. Can you believe that ancient Greek Gods still use Microsoft products. No wonder this world is so fucked up!

⁵ This revelation and this burden weighed upon my frailed being. ⁶ I went into a comatose stupor that lasted 5minutes and 5 days. I realised I had to do something to bring this to other Discordians. ⁷ I felt just like a grain of sand in the universe. Which is what I was and still am. ⁸ I felt ridiculous. ⁹ Me, a governmenth employee, suddenly thought I had something worthy to say. Something more than worthy, revelations from a Goddess. ¹⁰ I was sure they would lock me up so quick. I thought I would go mad. I did not go mad. I think.

¹¹ I made a choice to keep this to myself. I thought I made a choice. ¹²  This choice weighed upon me even heavier than the revelation itself. ¹³  I was thorn between the knowledge that this knowledge had been imparted to me, while I feared how people would look at me. ¹⁴  Just like I, myself, had in the past looked upon others who so called themselves « illuminated » or other names of some sort. ¹⁵  Belittlingly and loathingly.

¹⁶  Still the Word weighed upon me. ¹⁷  Guilt.

¹⁸ I thought only one thing could save me from this guilt : death.

3 ¹ A pungent smell came to my nose and  I smelled the chaotma of the messenger Sneppah This when he opened something he seemed to be using as a mouth and said: «Some think you are a holy man, some think you are a shithead.» ² I realised I had not made a choice, for I had only pondered upon two choices. ³ The first choice I had pondered upon was to bear the weight of this revelation and bring it with me all of my life to my grave. ⁴ Following my will in such a way would surely drive me mad. 

4 ¹ All became clear, I realised it was too late for me. I was dead. No one here gets our alive. ² I have seen the immortals, gods and goddesses. I am not one of them. ³ I am mortal. For all intent and pusrposes, I am dead. One more of my Eschatons has been Imminentized and this one really lead to my Eschaton being immanentized .
⁴ I had revelation by the Goddess and I could no longer be my old self, who I used to be. ⁵ I have been awakened. It is now time to be wawakened. ⁶ Upon this thought, I went to bed and started to dream. Only to realise that I was actually wawakening.

5 ¹ It's a beautyful day.

6 ¹ If you will bear with us, the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen, and read on, you will find your Grenzsituationen and Immanentize your Eschaton too. ² We cannot tell you how to do it. This is a personnal experience. Everybody goes though it in various and differing ways. ³ Once a passageway has been used, it can never be used again. ⁴ Mal-2 and Omar experienced it bowling, St-Verthaine during an evening at a Goth Bar, I in the woods while spying on girl guides. ⁵ To each is own. ⁶ This is just too good. ⁷ You do what you will with it. ⁸ If you made it all the way until here, there is hope for you. ⁹ I have planted my seed. ¹⁰ My Eschaton has come, it’s the end of the world as I knew it and I feel fine. ¹¹ Let’s see what your seed can do.