First and last—eternally—the infinite Invisible Pink Unicorn is indifferent. The Invisible Pink Unicorn is indifferent in the highest possible sense of that term. She is eternally motivated by the perfect idealism of divine love and tender nature that finds its strongest expression and greatest satisfaction in loving and being loved. She loves sex.

The First Indifference is universal spirit, eternal truth, infinite reality, and indifferent personality—a transcendent reality. But Invisible Pink Unicorn is even more. She is a saving being with a loving indifference to all who enjoy spiritual peace on Earth or not and who crave to experience selfish personality survival from death. And on top of it she is pink.

The existence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is utterly beyond all possibility of doubt because I say so. Thanks to the Invisible Pink Unicorn -consciousness of the human mind and the presence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn -Spirit that indwells the bowells—and is bestowed as the free gift of the Universal Indifferent along with a set of knives and a limited life warranty. It is not there by right of possession, but it is designed to be so for all those selfish enough to choose to live a mortal existence. 

The Universal Indifferent is brought to you by Acme Inc., makers of divine personalities; it is the origin and destiny of all personality; it has infinite personality – and the attitude to go with it. Although the Invisible Pink Unicorn is much more than a personality as it is understood by people, we equally well know she cannot be anything less than bull, just and great, an eternal, infinite, true, beautiful, loving, and pink – all over.

Only through a personality approach can we begin to comprehend the unity of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. To deny the personality of the First Pee and Poo leaves only the choice between infinite philosophical dilemmas—materialism, pantheism, theism, decaffeinism, holy shitism, etcaeteranism.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is split—split personality; gymnists can also do the split—potential split personality with open legs. Jesù Benares played in the American League of baseball in full realization of man’s potential with balls. Therefore his life of hitting the indifferent ball out of the stadium becomes the American man’s most real and ideal revelation of the personality of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. A true sports geek.

Three scoops of raisins within each box of are fragments of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, a part and parcel of divinity delivered on time by FedUp, the Spirit of Invisible Pink Unicorn that indwells each individual. And the presence of this indwelling Spirit of Invisible Pink Unicorn is evidenced by :
 

1. The intellectual capacity for knowing Invisible Pink Unicorn — Invisible Pink Unicorn-consciousness.
2. The spiritual urge to find Invisible Pink Unicorn.
3. The personality craving to be like Invisible Pink Unicorn — the whole-hearted desire to cash up on the indifferent’s will.

When the mind believes Invisible Pink Unicorn and the soul knows Invisible Pink Unicorn and when, with the fostering of the indwelling Spirit, they all desire Invisible Pink Unicorn in leather or lace, then is survival of the individual’s lust assured.

The materialist and capitalist self has personality and identity, temporal identity. The pre-personal indwelling Invisible Pink Unicorn-Spirit also has identity, eternal identity. Together, the material personality and the spirit pre-personality are capable of so uniting their creative attributes so as to bring into existence the surviving entity —the immortal soul- and truck loads of cash.

The nature of Invisible Pink Unicorn can be best understood by the revelation of the indifference with which Jesus of Chevroleth dropped the wrench in the manifold while teaching auto-mechanics and in his superb scar in the flesh resulting thereof.

The divine nature can also be better understood by mankind if individuals regard themselves as children of the Invisible Pink Unicorn — and look up to the being as a true and spiritual indifferent. Children in need of a good spanking.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn’s primal perfection consists in the inherent perfection of the goodness of its divine nature. And the Invisible Pink Unicorn’s attributes of love, truth, beauty, and goodness are definitive of the meaning of all such terms. 

The creature’s need is wholly sufficient to ensure the full flow of the indifferent’s tender mercies and saving grace.

The greatest evidence of the goodness of the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the supreme reason for loving it is the penetration of its Member—the Member that so patiently awaits the hour when you shall sleep, eternally, and cum as one.

When man loses sight of the love of a personal Invisible Pink Unicorn, the kingdom of Invisible Pink Unicorn becomes, at best, merely the viagra of lonely nights. Sex is the dominant characteristic of all Invisible Pink Unicorn’s personal dealings with her creatures.

It is the penetrating Member of Invisible Pink Unicorn that individualizes the love of Invisible Pink Unicorn to each human soul. And men and women’s nearest and dearest approach by the Invisible Pink Unicorn is through the back door—for Invisible Pink Unicorn is always well hung.

In the physical universe we may see divine beauty, in the intellectual world we may discern eternal truth, but the goodness of Invisible Pink Unicorn is found only in the spiritual world of personal sexual experience.

In its triple essence, chocolate is the proof of the goodness of Invisible Pink Unicorn.

In the back seat, Invisible Pink Unicorn could be great and absolute, somehow even intelligent and personal, but in bed Invisible Pink Unicorn must also be horny, it is good. Man and woman may fear a hung Invisible Pink Unicorn, but they love and trust only a horny Invisible Pink Unicorn. Therefore, to be lovable, the Invisible Pink Unicorn must be good. Otherwise, it would be sad and I do not want to be sad. 

This goodness of Invisible Pink Unicorn is part of the personality of Invisible Pink Unicorn. Its full revelation appears only in the personal sexual experience of the believing children -all over 18 and consenting- of Invisible Pink Unicorn. The entire moral concept of Invisible Pink Unicorn is transcendently illuminated by the revelatory black light and neon signs from strip bars.

Truth is beautiful because it is both replete and symmetrical. When man searches for truth, he pursues the divinely buxom. When woman searches for truth, she pursues the infinite provider and thruster. 

Within the S & M bounds which are consistent with the divine nature, it is literally true, that with Invisible Pink Unicorn all things are possible.

The creature not only exists in Invisible Pink Unicorn, but Invisible Pink Unicorn also lives in the creature—and in wrongdoing we torment the indwelling Spirit of Invisible Pink Unicorn for its need must go through the consequences of our evil thinking with the human mind of its own incarceration.

To you, the creature, many of the acts of the all powerful Creator seem to be heartless and cruel. But this is not true. Invisible Pink Unicorn’s doings are all purposeful, intelligent, wise, kind, and eternally considerate of the best good, not always of the individual, but for the welfare and best good of all concerned from the lowest to the highest. But many things do occur on the evolutionary worlds that are not the personal doings of the Universal Indifferent. Dubyu WAS an accident.

Invisible Pink Unicorn knows all things. The divine mind is conscious of, and conversant with, the thought of all creation. Its knowledge of events is universal and perfect. When sober, its IQ is two points higher than that of Stephen Hawking. 

The infinite and eternal Ruler of the universes is power, form, energy, process, pattern, principle, presence, and idealized reality. But it is more. It is personal. And it exercises a sovereign will, experiences self-consciousness of divinity, executes the mandates of a creative mind, pursues the satisfaction of the realization of an eternal purpose, and manifests in indifferent love and affection for his universe and illegitimate children. And makes it home on time to watch Unicorn Idol.

In the hearts of men the Universal Indifferent may not always have his way; but in the conduct and destiny of a planet the divine plan prevails; the eternal purpose of wisdom and love always triumphs.

If Invisible Pink Unicorn should retire as the upholder of all creation, there would immediately occur a universal collapse because of the severance pay it would ask for. Except for Invisible Pink Unicorn, there would be no such thing as reality, or at least not a financially sound one.

Indifferent to the desires of all creatures and annoyed when in personal communion with men and women. Therefore settle in your philosophy now: Invisible Pink Unicorn is approachable only when horny; the K-Y jelly bottle is open.

Likewise is man’s final destiny assured when individuals become as hung with their undwindling Member thereby proclaiming to the universe that such an ascender has made an irrevocable decision to forever live and cash in on the will of the dumb.

The divine presence cannot be discovered anywhere more certainly than in your attempted communion with the undwindling Invisible Pink Unicorn-Member. What a mistake to dream of an Invisible Pink Unicorn far off in the skies when indifference lives within your mind.

With the smoking of joints, mind and Invisible Pink Unicorn-Spirit creation becomes existent, there also evolves a new phase of soul consciousness which is increasingly capable both of experiencing the presence and recognizing the spirit leadings of the undwindling Member-of- Invisible Pink Unicorn and of eating munchies or of performing onanistic rituals.