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Discordian Koans or The Te Chings of Chaos Prepared by Hooflonj Poo Atma-Windu, MRNET, Legionnaire of the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen .

Nanook the Eskimo saw a nerd of the lambda lambda lambda fraternity and a
stud from the lambda lambda lambda lambda fraternity fighting over a cat.
He seized the cat, flicked his switchbalde knife and told the nerd and the
stud: "If any of you say a good word, you can save the cat."

No one answered. The nerd jumped on the hand holding the cat and the cat not liking having its neck hair pulled bit the nerd and managed to escape the grasp of Nanook's hand. The stud jumped on the hand holding the knife but was not
quick enough and got it right in the stomach. Nanook pierced hard, bringing his blade up through the abdomen, eventually piercing a lung. By then, the cat had escaped.

As it turned out, the cat had rabies and he died within 10 days.
The nerd failing to go for a shot following the bite also died of rabies.
The stud was an orphan and was buried in a communal grave pit for no one would pay for he decent burial for him.
Nanook was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

In this incident,
no one was enlightened.
But it seems clear to me,
eskimos with switchblades should keep away from cats.

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