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Discordian Koans or The Te Chings of Chaos Prepared by Hooflonj Poo Atma-Windu, MRNET, Legionnaire of the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen .

 
A Cabbage asked Lord Omar: "What is discordianism?"

Lord Omar answered him: "Dried KFC."

Hooflonj Poo's comment: It seems to me Lord Omar is so stone he cannot distinguish the taste of one food from another, or else he is too busy conspiring to huff kittens or to kill presidents. Well, he tried to hold his hunger at bay with dried KFC and his teaching was just true nonsense.
 

Emperor Norton flashes,
Naked girls shower.
In one blink of the eye
You have embarrassed chaos.

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