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A Discordian Cabal Based on the Teachings of Eris Kallisti Discordia
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
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Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen
A Discordian Cabal Based on the Teachings of Eris Kallisti Discordia Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! |
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G'Day Eh!I come from a country sometimes erroneously referred to as Canada. Everybody knows this is the Great White North, land of beavers and lumberjacks. We got all kinds up here rednecks, newfies, frogs, apples, RCMPs and our favorite ... the Shaved Beaver. Those of us who recognise ourselves as Discordians from the Great White North are often referred to by the common populace as Hosers. We are the McKenzie Brothers. The McKenzie Brothers is the equivalent of the American Fenderson family. You must be worthy of that honour to call yourself a McKenzie Brother and worth is measured by the desire to impose this upon yourself. In short, you only need to call yourself a McKenzie Brother and you are it. Everybody is welcome in our brotherhood. Ladies do not be thrown off by the name, you too can be a McKenzie Brother. Particularly if you make out. Upon deciding you want to be a McKenzie Brother, you must first select a name. Only 3 names are not up for grabs: Ralph, Bob & Doug. Ralph is me, Bob is Malaclypse the Younger, and Doug is Omar K. Ravenhurst. Of course, in good Discordian fashion, I expect that just beacuse only 3 names are out of bounds, everybody will call themselves as such. Ah well! What can you do when you live in a shoe! Poee! I strongly recommend to wannabe Brothers of the pretty female kind to call themselves Eugene. If you are ugly, you can call yourself anything, we won't call you back anyway! Once you chose your name, you can add the letters HMcKB at the end of it. It means: Hoser McKenzie Brother. So to all aspiring Discordians of the Great White North, the McKenzie Brothers' brotherhood welcomes you. Take
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Ralph Radix Fenderson McKenzie Etal., KFFC, PTHRHFB, HMcKB |
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
