(A) The Primordial Penguins

(B) Humanivore Bovines

(C) The Bavarian Illuminati

(D) Georges W. Bush

(E) Vegetarianism

(F) The Ancient Ones / Cthullu

(G) Roman Catholic Fanaticism / Crusade

(H) Islamic Fanaticism / Jihad

(I) Woman President of the United States of America

(J) Lindsay Lohan VS Paris Hilton feud

(K) Leviathan

(L) McDonald

(M) The Pürple Öyster Cult
 

(A) Severity: 100% Probability: 95.23%

(B) Severity: 90% Probability: 92%

(C) Severity: 15.17% Probability: 100%

(D) Severity: 90% Probability: 76%

(E) Severity: 100% Probability: 32.5%

(F) Severity: 2% Probability: 17.5%

(G) Severity: 50% Probability: 33%

(H) Severity: 50% Probability: 33%

(I) Severity: 130% Probability: 69%

(J) Severity: 50% Probability: 50%

(K) Severity: -75,23% Probability: mc²%

(L) Severity: 100% Probability: 3.1416%

(M) Severity: 100% Probability: 0%

(A) The Primordial Penguins

(B) The Invisible Pink Unicorn

(C) Unconscious Will

(D) Happenstance

(E) Chili Con Carne

(F) Little Sister

(G) Roman Catholic Fanaticism / Crusade

(H) Islamic Fanaticism / Jihad

(I) Woman President of the United States of America
 

(A) Extent: 10% Probability: 23.95%

(B) Extent: 100% Probability: 100%

(C) Extent: 88.888% Probability: 0.88888%

(D) Extent: variable% Probability: 100%

(E) Extent: 110% Probability: 48.3%

(F) Extent: 99.9% Probability: 99.999666%

(G) Severity: 50% Probability: 33%

(H) Severity: 50% Probability: 33%

(I) Severity: 51% Probability: 3.1416235%