Alright, goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia snuck into our office this weekend and changed all the motivational posters and plaques lying around. I've written down what she replaced them with.

If the Universe is finite,
the information highway must have an end?
 

Is It Possible To Truly Do Nothing?
that question is not a mysteree anYmore now that i work here
 

How much of your freedom are you willing to give up to work here?
 

If you think for yourself,
why do you expect this to be of any interest to anyone else?
 

Get Real! You have been boring for way too long!
 

Everyone has a price.
but not you,
you, are free!

If you are free,
what are you free of?
 

Hard work often pays off after time
laziness always pays off now
 

He who laughs last thinks the slowest
 

If ignorance truly was bliss more people would be happy
 

Feeling alone and alienated is one thing you are not alone in
 

There are people that think effort and hard work leads to success
... then there are the people that work here
 

Literacy is one of the main pillar of civilisation
as George W. Bush reminds us every day
 

There is still hope for this town, after all,
aren't scented flowers fertilized by excrements

Your opinion is important for us
so keep it to yourself in case we might accidently misplace it
 

There is a fine line between genius and madness
In this office, that line is right at the front door
 

You say there are no coincidences
I can't help noticing how your office is the one nearest to the door
 

This workplace believes in equal opportunity
which is why the handicapped parking spot
is right next to the directors'
 

If you are Going up the corporate ladder
make sure the guy in front of you does not wear a kilt
 

Cut health care costs
buy your prescriptions off the street
 

In this office, "Is your work done?" is a rhetorical question
 

There is no correct course of action once your boss says :
"Come to my office as soon as you have a minute to spare"
 

Faith can move mountains but It cannot find the missing socks.

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