1Eris is one.

2The Pentabarf tells us that :
            There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. (PD 2,2)

3As such one shall know and shall fearfully abide by the rule that the human word Goddess, and all its translations thereof in any human language written, spoken, overheard, thought or dreamt, applies to Eris Kallisti Discordia.

4 On the outside of our Universe exist goddesses and on the inside Gods.¹

5 Eris is one should not be taken to be a statement which implies that Eris is one, as in «only one», as in any mathematical or summative way. Eris is Kallisiti and Kallisiti is the prettiest. And while the prettiest is always Kallisti, Kallisiti can be more than one. Eris is whoever one discordian sees as Kallisiti and therefore is many but only one each ². Eris invites you to travel space and time and find your Kallisti to cherish and to hold forever for ever and never and to start again tomorrow.

6 Sirs, only you know who your Kallisiti is. Ladies, any and all of you ARE Kallisiti.

7 Once one find one’s own Kallisiti, one is encouraged to dance around naked in order to ascertain she is not a cabbage (and also in order to goth somth akchionn as the Goth Gods ³ sayeth).

8  KFFC
 

1 (go back) See Dictum 19.
 

2 (go back) One at a time
 

3 (go back) Those interested in elaboration please send all your money to me and you will get nothing in return. Money back guarantee once my trial period is over. The judge was hungover again this morning. I tell you, women at the bar.