1 By now, you should know how Goddess addressses herself to you through the pineal gland. If you don’t and you have read all the way to here, you must be more WUPpy than I thought. 2 However, Eris can do way more than talk to you through your pineal gland. She can make your body accelerate to the speed of light, and beyond, and have you morph to a different state of being. 3You can do all that, merely by staring into nothing for an interval of time that responds to the Law of Fives. As such, five seconds appears as such as an ideal length of time. A time interval easily comprehensible for common Discordians and definitely not an overly long investment of your time for being allowed to exist out of time, out of the universe, out of time. ¹
 

4 As everybody knows, five (5) is the union of the holy 23, the two (2) and the (3) as in 2 + 3 = 5.  5 Two (2) is the necessary chronon ²  for pineal gland conversations with Eris. 6 A failed two (2) is only a one (1) and only enables reception of messages from Eris. There is no code for only transmission, Eris always hear all physical beings all the time. 7 Most Discordians are aware of pineal gland communication although its functioning remains a mysteree to most of them and the comprehension and «experience» of chronon 2 escapes them. They do it in an instinctive, accordant way.
 

8 It is only through fine de-tuning, that one can desynchronize chronons. When chronons are desynchronized, they inflate and become bigger. It is then that it is possible to actually see, feel, and «experience» the passage of time as time becomes two dimensional. It develops a length and a height. 9 Through this fine de-tuning, it is possible to seize chronon two (2) for pineal gland communication and then to seize chronon three (3) for appendix transcommunication. 10 Many confuse chronon three as being the fifth chronon because it comes three moments after chronon two which comes two moments after an arbitrary beginning. Do not be mistaken. Chronon two (2) is in second position, chronon three (3) is in third position, and chronon five (5) is in the fifth position. Therefore it is not possible for chronon three (3) to remain chronon three (3) while being the fifth chronon at the same time since that would imply that chronon three is both chronon five (5) and chronon three (3) in the same moment. This is too ridiculous to even be considered.  The mathematics of chronons can be a bit confusing at first but it is just mere logic. Logic as it exists in the non-Universe, outside of the influence of Greyface or of the disinformation of the Bavarian Illuminati.
 

12 This is how one can hold on to a moment in time and eventually accelerate without motion, without expending energy. Because one accelerates in time, but not in space. ³ 13This is possible only if one sees, thinks, feels, dreams, nothing. For if one «experiences» anything other than nothing at this moment in time, then it is not possible to be in one static moment in time. 14No two things can be at a same moment in time and at a same location in space. Otherwize it would BE one. This is the fundamental good  Law of the Annihilation of the Cogito Ergo Sum, I think therefore I am. It is not possible to «be» and to «think» at the same moment in time and at the same location in space and be nothing for Cogito Ergo Sum implies plurality of being and thinking, implies multitude (of at least two things co-existing). 15A plurality, a multitude cannot exist without movement. Movement cannot exist within a static moment, only within a time interval, no matter how small. If one achieves nothingness, then one has escaped plurality and movement. One can «be» nothing in a single static moment in time at a single location in space. Once this state is obtained you hang on to it.
 

16 Nothing stops time. 17 As such, we are all time travellers. Travelling through time at a perfectly constant speed, according to a perfect path never straying from our trajectory. The arrow of time. No one can go back in time or be beside the spacetime one exists in . 18As such, once one has succeeded at achieving nothingness and holds on to the chronon of time in/at which one is, THEN time goes on its course, and the chronon at/in which one is gets desynchronized. 19 At THAT moment, one has succeeded in modifying one’s trajectory in time. The essential thing to comprehend is that nothing else than nothing can be in one static moment in time without being at least something else from itself or by being something that aslo exists undifferentiated in at least one other moment in time at the same location in space – which is an obvious impossiblium.
 

20 These are the essential notions necessary for one to escape existence, the Universe, while still being, still existing. 21 It is just common sense and perfect logic. 22 It is easy. 23 Greyface and his followers can’t figure this one out. 24 The Bavarian Illuminati is aware of this, unfortunately for them, they are too intelligent and too skillfull to succeed at «nothing». I guess that is the price you pay for succeeding at everything and owning the world. 25 Sub-normal individuals are the ones who are the most likely to succeed in this. 26 One has to be good at nothing if one wants to party with the goddesses. ⁴ 27 If you are unsure about it, put your trust into Eris, Goddess of Chaos. Why would she lie to you?
 

28 KFFC
 
 

Notes
 

1 (go back)  It took me 5 days and 5 minutes, but I am known to be slow.

2 (go back)  Chronons are an imaginary concept referring to a standard division of time in its shortest undivisible unit. Despite controversy around their existence and their value as a theoretical concept, chronons DO exist. Otherwize, the non-Universe existence and the goddesses and Gods would have nowhere to exist. However, it is true that chronons do not exist in the space we usually refer to as the material Universe with a capital U, aka the world as we know it.

3 (go back)  Now, that’s tripping and is worth a good ol’ exclamation mark!

4 (go back)  That is why Goddess chose me. Because I am an expert at being good at nothing, I dedicated my life to it and have trained many of my colleagues unto the skill of nothing at the governmenth office where I work.
 
 

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