Ommiterre Libellus

Collected by
Episkopos RALPH RADIX FENDERSON McKENZIE ETAL, KFFC,
Polysexcretariate to The House of the Rising Hodge For the Bureaucrcacy (THRHFB)
obtained through pineo-appendix neurodiscordant quantum pathways transcommunication
from Eris Kallisti Discordia


Dictum Two
Eris is Woman

1

Eris is woman
Eris is everything
Everything is woman
2 Yes, even you male reader. Yes even me. Woman is in all and man is merely absence of woman, just as cold is merely absence of heat.1

3 This applies also to Gods meaning that all Gods are actually goddesses.

4 Every human being has an opposite sex counterpart. This counterpart is dominated by Greyface. If you should meet your own counterpart, it may well be better for you to avoid introducing hir 2 to Discordianism given only one counterpart can be Discordian. This is a consequence of the law of reverse negativity applied on a day when the power went out due to a generalized grid failure and then the job got halfth baketh as the Goth Gods would say.

5 Any man wanting to get in contact with his woman side can do so3 strictly upon accepting that Eris is one, that one (1) equals zero (0), that zero by default stands for woman since man is #1, therefore Eris is zero (0) which is nothing and which is woman at the same time, which is … 4 ... 5 ... Men who become women can keep their beard if they so desire but must give up liking beer, their power tools and TV remote control6. They must also become emotional, sensitive and shopaholic.

6 Man’s greyface opposite-sex counterpart's body is always hot according to others7.  Woman’s greyface opposite-sex counterpart's body are hot only when they have a beard8.

7 Omar give Jim Garrisson a call.FNORD

7 KFFC
 


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NOTES

1 (go back) So guys, better start being good to your woman now.
 

2 (go back) hir is the contraction of him/her. In our inner nature, gender and sexual differences between him and her do not really exist
 

3 (go back) No pussyfooting though!!!!.
 
 

4 (go back) Can something really be nothing and be something else at the same time. As a matter of fact, can anything else than nothing be nothing given that if nothing is something else than nothing then it is something. Now that’s something!
 
 

5 (go back) ... Ok, I am confused here!!! In the end just believe her. She is a Goddess after all! She knows what she is saying. What do you say? You could do better yourself? You wanna take this outside!?!?!?!?
 
 

6 (go back) No, this is not negotiable.
 
 


 

7 (go back) Though the other who thinks so is not necessarily so hot hirself.
 
 


 

8 (go back) e.g. Eric Clapton.
 




Keep your FNORDS out of my eye
FNORD is the chicken and FNORD is the egg
FNORD is in between your legs
FNORD is walking on the moon

FNORD is the jigsaw
FNORD is purple haze
FNORD never stays in one place but FNORD is not a passing phase
FNORD is in the single’s bar
FNORD is in between cages
FNORD is always in a space
FNORD is here
FNORD is now
It is FNORD
FNORD is it
FNORD is FNORD
FNORD FNORD FNORD

- FNORDter FNORDbriel and FNORDnesis, The FNORD FNORDs down on FNORDway


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A Chaos in the hand is no better than one in a W. Bush
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