Thus endeth the Ommiterre Libellus as revealed to me by Eris Kallisti Discordia. Tank me. Cum again. These tomes were originally meant by Goddess Eris Kallisiti Discordia to be part of the Principia Discordia as it was revealed to Malaclypse the younger, KSC. As part of my travels where the Universe does not exist, I have gathered many more anecdotes, knowledge, gossips and stories. I have heard, seen, lived or witnessed amazing truths and revelations during my short period in Limbo Peak, there where the Universe does not exist. Discordians should be advised that all of the following writings are sealed with Goddess Eris Kallisiti Discordia's seal of authenticity as per article five of the pentabarf. As such, they are to be fully believed and or and/or to be taken at face value. They are only true in as much as they are true and should only be dreamt in case the glass of emergency is already broken and you really need something to do to «let it all out». All original discordian material submitted by me is kopylefted and with all rites reversed. Reproduce, circulate and masturbate as you wish but not all at once please. Attributed quotations remain the sole «property» of their own owner.

The sum of all my writings make up the Millenia Discordia Nervosa.The Ommiterre Libellus constitutes the first book and is a compilation of dictum directly from the mouth or mind of Goddess herself. The next documents are collections of documents, usually of my own writing. As such these documents are not of divine "dictation" and should be recognised as potentially flawed human writings. I hope this does not make them any less interesting. For this reason I have regrouped them under the common heading of Aprocrypha Memoria Libellus. They represent an heteroclit collation of many things I have gathered together during this most interesting time in my life.

I hope you will have as much pleasure reading these as I have had writing them for you.

Edition history

This is the 5^th edition of the Ommiterre Libellus, the 1^st HTML version for public posting at http://pages.videotron.com/drroots/index.html and the 1^st oecumenical approved edition.
The 4^th edition was part of an electronic version and constitutes the first edition of the Millenia Discordia Nervosa. Readers are cautioned of potential mistakes or modifications which are believed to have been introduced into this edition.
The 3^rd edition was an Inuktitut abridged morse code version published on caribou leather skin by the North West Territories publishing administration, this edition is out of print.
The 2^nd edition of the Omiterre Libellus was a handwritten copy transcribed by me from the original edition using sympathetic ink. The oecumenical translation of the Ommiterre Libellus is based on this copy. This copy is kept hidden by Santa Claus under strict and constant elf surveillance on behalf of the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Eschaton.
The original edition of the Ommiterre Libellus was written by Eris Kallisti Discordia herself in fire letters embedded in marble. It is from Eris' dictation of this copy that the 2^nd edition was transcribed. Due to docuement conservation issues, this copy was left with Goddess in Limbo.
 
 

«And, to our bitter grief,
with a smile and in silence,
he died, a gallant gentleman.»
          - Bram Stoker