1 Now here is one that rather irks Goddess. As a matter of fact, this is the major reason Goddess got out of limbo after 3125 years even though she only had two (2) Bloody Marys .
2 Do not quote Eris on No Dogma!!! Eris never said No Dogma!!! Eris says No Dogma is one of the original dogmas.¹  As such it is really not too discordian unless you can fit it within the context of the Discordian Accordian which unfortunately is too challenging for most common humans with half a brain.

3 All this to say, Goddes has no problem with you living according to No Dogma. Quite the contrary she likes it ². However, don’t go around saying it and don’t attribute the statement to her. There! Now! ITH, has been revealed.

4 KFFC
 
 

Notes

1 (go back) In the beginning, dogmas were so cheap they came 13 by the dozen. There are now five (5) original dogmas remaining. Three (3) were forgotten by everyone, two (2) were lost during the great power grid failure of the Big Bang, one does not apply anymore since Isaac Asimov died, and two (2) were not addressed at humans but at cats.
 

2 (go back) Hi! Hi! Hi! Don’t tickle me there!