1 Freaking and or and/or Fucking and or and/or Freaking Fucking are among the oldest before-time incantations. They are said to have healing power and to be chantras for expressing anger and have cleansing properties over the argumentata gland. They are the only human words, from any human tongue read, spoken, overheard, thought or dreamt that has the power to make FNORDs disappear. The social and linguistic controls of the incantations of freaking fucking are, along the knowledge of the exception to the Law of Five, one of the most powerful tool of the Bavarian Illuminati.

2 Eris Kallisti Discordia teaches us that chanting the incantations Freaking and or and/or Fucking and or and/or Freaking Fucking before writing, reading, thinking or dreaming a FNORD is the most effective way of unlearning the association of the FNORDs. These incantations are powerful enough to diminish conditioning associated to the FNORDs among non discordians and among individuals who cannot or wish not to see the FNORDs.

3 As such, the town of Fucking, Austria, is the only town on the planet absolutely FNORD free. ¹
 

4 As such, the frequent use of the incantations Freaking and or and/or Fucking and or and/or Freaking Fucking is the most effective way available to fight the Bavarian Illuminati. Annihilate a Bavarian Illuminati conspiracy today, go down on the street and start cursing Freaking Fucking at the top of your lungs as loud and as long as you can.

5 It will not take long before an informant of the Illuminati hears of you and sends in their troops. In case you get caught, do not admit to anything and plead you are a cabbage disguised as a human looking for main street.
6 One should know that incantations are chants and not meaning. Therefore, chanting only Freaking, only Fucking, Freaking <pause> Fucking or Freaking <no pause> Fucking together are all different incantations. Still, they share the common capacity to counteract FNORDs.

7 FNORDs are known to have the capacity to develop immunities when they survive repeated chanting of the same incantation. For enhanced efficiency, it is recommended to vary one’s tone, pitch and selection of incantation. Chanting these incantations backward also carries the same anti-Fnord value while allowing to counteract potentially developing immunities.

8 Be loud, be creative, be Freaking Fucking active.

9 KFFC - Keeper of the Freaking Fucking Chao.
 

NOTES

1 (go back)  I should know, I have a Ph.D. from Fucking University.