¹capital letter e eris capital letter k kallisti capital letter d discordia wishes to tell capital letter d discordians that she appreciates their support shown by eating hotdogs on capital letter f friday and by not eating hotdog buns otherwize period capital letter h however coma it has come to her attention that some dedicated capital letter d discordians have just taken to eating hotdogs without buns on days other than capital letter f fridays period ²capital letter w while capital letter g goddess has nothing against this practice and likes to indulge in eating hotdogs herself every once in a while coma she would still like to take this time to urge capital letter d discordians who do so to not use ketchup coma relish coma mustard and any other form of condiments period capital letter g goddess capital letter e eris capital letter k kallisti capital letter d discordia reminds everyone that coma while no amount of chaos is ever too much for her coma that good manner and proper table etiquette are still appreciated while having a good meal period ³ capital letter u use of napkins is also strongly encouraged period capital letter s she is a capital letter g goddess that is for sure coma but she is still always a woman period
 

capital letter o official capital letter d discordian capital letter e edith
capital letter t to be filed under capital letter o o

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The Wooloowooloo tribe of Zimbabwe counterbalances the world’s thinking insipidity by their wit, wisdom and pungent smelling farts. Advice for whom interested in visiting the Wooloowooloos: the Wooloowooloos are a cannibal tribe and they have quite an appetite. Overweight individuals are warned.

- Ünger Straicke,
Discordoanthropologist,

Excerpt from his speech given at the
Seattle POEE disorganization
Special charity luncheon for the
Preservation of the anonymity of the
Zimbabwe Wooloowooloo tribe’s
Feb 30^th, 1998