¹capital letter e eris capital letter k kallisti capital letter d discordia would also like to inform her western hemisphere followers that the hotdogs she relishes are made of pork and or and/or beef meat and not of actual dog meat period ²capital letter o once again coma capital letter g goddess wants to remind that coma although she does not have any beef with those who wish to do so for themselves coma she would like to remind them not to offer her any period capital letter g goddess capital letter e eris capital letter k kallisti capital letter d discordia is quite sensitive to this subject since her pooch capital letter m mars coma capital letter b bringer of capital letter w war coma fell into a black whole and went missing period capital letter s she still hasn’t been able to locate anywhere in the capital letter m multiverse and beyond anyone or anything that could use its tongue the way capital letter m mars did period capital letter a ah exclamation mark capital letter t that cunning lingus exclamation mark
 

capital letter o official capital letter d discordian capital letter e edith
capital letter t to be filed under capital letter o o

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