Mottos

“The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change.” Carl Rogers

DIY shalt be the whole of the law. You were not MADE weak, don't let anybody make you so, not even yourself. 

If you are born it means you once were the fastest

Time will cease when it is no longer useful in facilitating learning.
Don't wake up if you aren't finished with the dream.

Only the rules exist - no “choice” is predetermined -
everything can happen
but only what you do does happen
 

Catmas

Life, the universe and everything is a miracle - You are a miracle, capable of creating dreams and nightmares, light and darkness.

Nothing Lasts Forever

Everything is light - By perceiving light, darkness automatically disappears

There is no good and evil
It is the privilege of the forgiven to forgive

 
You are free - Whatever begins in freedom cannot end in necessity - Concepts that have proven useful in ordering things easily achieve such an authority over us that we forget their earthly origins and accept them as unalterable givens. Thus they come to be stamped as «necessities of thought», «a priori givens,» etc.

Paths
(Methods / Acts)

Zi Ran: Spontaneous Realization

Nonsense as Salvation

Generous Free Thinking

Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty

Operation Mindfuck

Restrictions

It is forbidden to forbid

The only choice you do not have is the choice to be free

A discordian is forbidden of believing what he reads

Do not immanentize the eschaton

Do not let them immanentize the eschaton

Discordian Buzz lines

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

And so do many things come to pass.

Do you believe that?

Don’t you get it?

Consult your pineal gland.