What is a discordian Cabal?
 

1. all known living discordians are part of a cabal.
2. the cabal is the structural & functional unit of all living things.
3. all cabals come from pre-existing cabals by division. (Spontaneous Generation does not occur).
4. cabals contain legacy information which is passed from cabal to cabal during cabal division.
5. all cabals are basically the same in belief composition.
6. all energy flow of discordianism occurs within cabals.

A quantum cabal: A cabal of five, the smallest physically realizable unit of a cabal. The smallest discrete amount of any discordian quantity. An elemental unit of discordian energy.