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.Spinning Chao.
The Pineal Code

Obtained through pineo-appendix neurodiscordant quantum pathways transcommunication
from Sneppah Tihs,

envoy of goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia
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St. Touris Guy
The Tourist Guy

Wherever you go, there he is

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Some call him the tourist of death, some call him a meme, some call him just That tourist guy. We call him a Discordian Saint. A saint which shares many qualities in common with Forrest Gump or Chance Gardiner. The quality of having been there. And for us humans born sentient and sapient unto this mortal coil, believe me, BEING THERE is one of the most important and significant thing we can do, yet so many of us miserably fail ...

Are you there?

You want your life to change? You want your life to be better? You are seeking for enlightenment? Just be there - really - for only one day. Your life will never be the same again.

Sounds naive. Well, naive it is. That does not make it any less true. You thought the answer was hidden in more layers, in something more esoteric, eristic, erotic, hermetic, memetic heretic, psychologic, pyschotic or at the very least sympatethic. Well, it's not. Just be there, it'll all be over sooner than you think.

Yes, it IS that easy.

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Being There

Just say yes

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They were there

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I recognize you, you are the innkeeper

I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but YOU are the caretaker.
You have always been the caretaker.
I should know, sir. I've always been here.

To be filed in drawer O

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