I believe in goddess, daughter of void, mother of chaos, sister of Aneris. The void and the chaos begotten not made, being of one substance with the universe from which all things emerge and erect. Eris whom, for us Discordians and for our illumination, came down from heaven and was incarnate unto the light bulb, the sun and the flesh. Eris laid with the first virgin man and was engrossed for a race to be born with navels. Eris and Adam had many orgasms and were happy according to the scriptures. Adam’s genitalia ascendeth unto heavens while Eris sitteth on his face. In the flesh of living men and women, shall orgasms come time and time again. Copulate and procreate with glory to brethren sometimes quickly and swiftly, sometimes lovingly and lasciviously. Eris and Adam’s lineage shall come to an end there and then but only there and then. So we shall not fear as long as we are here and now.