Whosoever will be served, before all things it iseth necessary that one holdeth faith in doubt, which doubt when accepted by anyone becometh wholly holed and undefined. With doubt all shalt learneth everlastingly.

Furthermore, it iseth necessary to momentary salvation that one believeth faithfully in doubt. For ideology iseth what we believeth and confesseth to ourselves, to Eris, to the sexyverse. Order cometh out of the void for no reason and goesth back to the void for no reason. Begotten to the world were humans out of the union of substances of the earth and of essence of the goddesses. Bornth in the world, muddy earth and muddy humans of a reasonable soul and human flesh subsisth. Equalth to Eris when feeling their genitalia and inferior to the animals when hiding their genitalia. Humans areth sentient and sapient, yet, one iseth not two but one creature. Two creatures areth needed for the conversations of the genitalias into flesh, but one iseth enough to taketh one’s pleasure into one’s hands. Humans areth alone together, not by confusion of order but by sharing of disorder. For as the reasonable soul and flesh iseth one, so Eris and humans shareth one lust. One lust that toilth for orgasm. One lust that descendth along the spine and ascendth along the legs. One lust that riseth when stroked, erecteth towards heaven, sitteth on your face, from whence no one shalt judge the quick (early ejaculators) and the dead (impotent ones). One lust against which men and women shalt cometh and riseth again with their bodies and specifically stiff parts thereof and giveth an account of their own pleasure. They that havth done good shalt go into ecstasy for a moment; they that havth done wrong shalt go into sex therapy.

This iseth doubtfully part of the Discordian faith which, except a human believeth cynically and quizzically wholly partially, he canth not be served booze.