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BOOK OF THE HOLE Ritual: Nous Sommes du Soleil I When you will have
succeed in embracing your genitalia, then shall ye be granted knowledge
and wisdom that was once uncouth. Something shall no longer be. Truth shall
be important no more.
II 2. The book shall be about your intimacy (or contain pictures of nude humans, the gender is up to you). 3. Arrange the items unto a table. Have the TV remote at hand. 4. Sit on the sofa and blow your nose with the Kleenex. 5. Say thusly: "I blow my nose and now my own nose is clean. All of us fit in our places. I give unto thee, Kleenex, my booger, and I give unto thee, Kleenex, my snot! Please accept my offering. I shall be known as clean nose." 6. Thus shall you take thy Kleenex and slam dunk it within the nearest blessed garbage can. 7. Think unsexy thoughts. 8. Then shall you raise the filer to your hands and say: "My nails shall be short, my nails shall be straight, my nails shall be clean. I bite my nails to proper length. I spit mine mysteree outside of me. Please accept my self curtailment. I shall be known as glorious nails." 9. Upon erection of thine thirst, shall ye drink the bottle full of your favourite preferred drink of choice. 10. Get off of the sofa and lie onto the ground in front of the tube. 7. Think unsexy thoughts. 11. In the position of the goddess with arms outstretched toward the ceiling aligned with your chest, file your nails until there are no more ragged edges and sing the song of the ancient powers by chanting their secret sacred names: “Flee, Flee, Flee Fly, Flee Fly, Flee Fly Flo Flee, Flee Fly Flo Flee, Cumbalaya, Cumbalya, Cumbalaya Vista, Cumbalaya, Cumbalya, Cumbalaya Vista, A … la vista, A… la vista, simili saomili ooa ooa Ani, simili saomili ooa ooa Ani, Big Balloon Bubble Chewing Gum, Big Balloon Bubble Chewing Gum, Shck Shck Shck Schk.” Starting back at the first Cumbalaya, repeat indefinitely and close with “The one is all and the all is the many and the many is a nanny with a gun and run, run run." 7. Think unsexy thoughts. 12. Ye shall arise and raise the finger (any finger will do but raise only one). 13. Hold it upon your heart. 14. Proclaim yourself as “me, myself and I”. 15. Then lower the finger and raise the fist. 16. In a loud and demanding voice, say these words: "Goodness gracious great balls of fire – I take thee inside of me. I pledge loyalty to cheese as I head into my crotch area. Shall ye then make me smell your hole, I shall endure. All that you know so why on earth do I bother saying it?" (You can take any position you find comforable for the next crucial steps). 7. Think unsexy thoughts. 17. If beer is available, serve it in a pitcher and pour it into glasses. (If beer isn’t available, then you are doomed. Wait for end of the world and hope they don’t skin you alive or feed you your own liver with fava beans and chianti before dipping you into obsolescfreakingfuckingcence.) Drink the top half of the glass. Invoke sister moon and brother sun with the following incantation: “Hir who to the moon goes with itchy fingers, to the sun offers hirself with smelly fingers.” Then, pour back half the glass into the pitcher while repeating this mantra: “Nous sommes du soleil.” Repeat as long as there is beer. If you are precise in measuring half glasses, this should go on ad infinitum. 7. Think unsexy thoughts. 18. After completion of the ritual, ye shall scribe all you have seen. (A bucket may be necessary to puke out all you have drunk). 19. And shall ye scribe all you know then. 20. For you have now been initiated into the spirit of the pitcher and into the drinking habit. 21. Drink with no bottom but always pour half back with no restraint. END OF RITE
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Book of the Hole: Homer Libellus II Is it any wonder that my mind
is on fire
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!! .
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