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.Spinning Chao.		 The Pineal Code

Obtained through pineo-appendix neurodiscordant quantum pathways transcommunication
from Sneppah Tihs,

envoy of goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia
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BOOK OF THE HOLE
HOMER LIBELLUS II:
The Only Sin of Mankind Is to Spill the Beer


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The spilling of beer is the only sin of man that man cannot forgive himself. When Eve ate from the tree of life she knew the fruit was rot. The truth was alcohol. With a facial smirk, she gave the fruit to Adam. The snake was, and still is, a serpent. The snake was, and still is, a cold blooded reptile. He who told not to eat of the tree was he who wanted the alcohol to drink for himself, the drunk old bugger. The snake has nothing to do with this story, and still does not. Once drunk they got naked. Eve had the body of a goddess (well actually, since she was goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia undercover, this is a literal statement and not a figure of speech). Man was she hot! Adam, being well fed and unemployed in this place, already had developed a little pot belly. He immediately was aware of his fat gut and fell into shame. 

The spilt beer goes down and shall always do so. Nothing can bring it back up except a vacuum and nature abhors a vacuum. It was a low down dirty shame to hide a hot body such as Eve’s under any kind of cloth, leather, fur or latex, no matter how pretty, tight fitting or soft that garment is. Eve gave man the gift, the gift of erection. And to thank her, man fucked her out of her mind and impregnated her. And he saw that this was good. Anyway, skipping a bit ahead, Jesus Christ turned gay during his last visit to San Francisco in the 60’s. Since then, spilling the beer is now the only sin left to mankind.

All Mankind knoweth is knowledge. Knowledge is information transmitted from one to another. The signal to noise ratio is improving since Rock’n Roll taught us that distortion can be a proper signal. Thank you Jimy Hendrix and Frank Marino.

Mankind now knows the rhythm’n blues. They will never forget. Their desires are met only in carnal consumption and indulgence of the flesh. They are blinded only by the intoxication of the alcohol or by the membrane of a condom.
 

II
Unconscious Will is adamant
Unconscious Will is alive
Spread your legs until they are filled
And fear not for I will come

I come here, I have always come here, I will always come here
I shall teach to you the pleasures of the skin and the fine art of surfacing


III

The sin of man is to spill the beer
Wash, rinse, lather and repeat
Make love naught war
For I always come here
I shall be erect until the end
And think of you as friends
 Note: The masculine form is used because anything can be forgiven to a female human if she has brains pretty tits.
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