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Discordia New & Updated Postings The More
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May Make You Think!!! |
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May Make You Think!!! |
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May Make You Think!!! |
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October 2007
Ok well, guess it had to happen - as is inevitable in any movement that is significant enough to alter the course of existence and open a new chapter in the history of womankind/mankind/humankind - the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen have gone through a schism and are now operating, more or less, as two indepenednt entities. The first of these entities is the original Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen which originated as an offshoot of the Discordian Society or of Discordianism dependening on how you want or not want to formulate it yourself. And the second entity is the First and Last Church of the Original Orgasm.. The First and Last Church of the Original Orgasm does not either deny nor recognize any of the teachings put forth prior by the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen or from any other Discordian or Erisian entity, nonentity or other nonesuch organization or disorganization unless they are wholly and pleasurably subsumed under the unbrella of the First and Last Chruch of the Original Orgasm. As a matter of fact, the First and Last Church of the Original Orgasm have so far not put anything of their new "credo(?)" on paper, digital memory, or on any other shareable media format even though they have now been actively busy since Confusion YOLD3173 (i.e. circa summer 2007). They keep assuring us that what they are doing is good and is the will of the Goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia and does not need to be documented over and above the good memories it provides. So, go here for a visit of the web page of the First and Last Church of the Original Orgasm. Eris is still channelling, expect more ... |
| May 17th
First five koans from a new series of Discordian Koans based on the memoirs of Lord Omar, Mal2, RAW, Emperor Norton, and Minnie Rae as collected by Hooflonj Poo: Chaokoku: Koans of Atonement. |
| April 22nd
New Discordian Koans: Nanook the Eskimo Puts the Chaos Back in Catma; Dried KFC; Who Are You?; Proceed to the Top of the Flax Heap; The Three Gates of Emperor Norton. New pages to the Pineal Code: The Enlightenment Creed; Book of the Hole: Eristroduction; Book of the Hole: Homer Libellus I: On the flies and the fly swapper; Book of the Hole: Ritual, Nous sommes du soleil; Book of the Hole: The Only Sin of Mankind is to Spill the Beer. |
| March 24th
New Discordian Zen: Five Faultess Gifts, FNORD!; New picture montage & poetry borrowed from the net: Ode to a Cheerleader; More Discordian paranoia pages: Mo' Threats & Tips and Tricks of the Bavarian Illuminati ; New page from the Book of Life: Funeral Ode to Fast Food |
| March 16th
Inspired by the Invisible Pink Unicorn  ,
our new Epsikopos JP3 did not take long to start providing new quality
material.
Prayer inspired to JP3 by IPU & Revelation inspired to JP3 by IPU. These feel familiar to you? Oh well! The IPU also works in mysterious ways. Discordian Visuals created because a picture is worth 997.23 words + or - 5%, 17 times out of 23: Hail Eris Wallpaper. Added Epistle to the Paranoids by Lord Omar to 21st century paranoid's section. |
| March 13th
We welcome JP3 as new virtual Episkopos to the Cabala and some new inductees to the Saints Hall of Frames of the Cabal (very few positions left, better hurry before they're all gone) New page to the Pineal Code: Discordian Tantra Mew page added to the Book of Life: I Tego Arcana Discordia Eon |
| February 28th
More details about the Tourist Guy here |
| February 27th
New page: In our ttpical lack of humility, we have decided to post endorsements we have received for the Cabal, If you wnat to join the bandwagon and endorse us too, please e-mail us, we will likely ignore you but, please, take that as a lesson in Discordian Zen. The Discordian Manifesto has once more been slightly rewritten, will we ever be satisfied with this one? Unlikely. What is the difference between spam and a Jake? Darn, why can't that chaos always only be constructive? I made the mistake of complaining, now Eris has sent Someone to Watch Over Us. Have you noticed her yet? |
| February 25th
New pages added to the Pineal Code: The Messed Age Enigma; Two new pages for paranoiacs and paranoids alike: The Real Threat - Part I & Part II |
| February 18th
New Page from the Book of Life: 23 Proverbs of Discordia; New Discordian Zen: The Multi Folds Paths: Many Examples Therof; New Links added tot he Discordian References page |
| February 17th
New pages added to the Pineal Code: They Were There; The Catma of the Void, The Catma of Chaos; The Catma of Eris; The Catma of Doubt; The Catma of the Discordian Movement. Ongoing work on revamping the site and correcting or updating the site where needed. |
| February 11th
New page added to the Pineal Code: Being There - The Tourist Guy Ongoing work on revamping the site and correcting or updating the site where needed - major visual alterations to Discordian Zen pages, The Procrastinator's creed, Memento 2006 & Wiki-Commandments page. Also working on attempting to liberate some space to allow for a more respectable picture size (e.g. see Eris' 12-Steps Prgramme to Immenentize the Eschaton). Created a new PBWiki where Eris Kallisti's Garden of Pleasure - tales from the Doorman will be posted, the site is ready at http://doorman.pbwiki.com/ PDF versions of Ommiterre Libellus and Eris Kallisti's Garden of Pleasure now available online by e-mail request only rrfmetal@hotmail.com |
| February 3rd
Eris' 12-Steps Prgramme to Immenentize the Eschaton (World Domination Guaranteed or You Get Your Money Back) Discordian Prayers (Illustrations of why this is not a recommended practice) The Tourist Guy added as a Discordian Saint recognized by the cabal Pages from the Book of Life: Discordian Koan: Crossing the river; Did you ever wonder why the Principia Discordia is such and odd book? |
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January 28th
New pages added to the Pineal Code My Only Certainty: Limited Time Offer Sacco & Vanzetti Following the shedding of RAW's mortal coil, revisions have been made to the Saints roster of the cabal In memory and with all due respect to the shedding of RAW's mortal coil, the immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen have prepared a page of sayings from RAW: RAW KATOs NEW FEATURE - PAGES FROM THE BOOK OF LIFE - PART OF AN INFINITE SERIES First Page: Memento 2006 - Keep on buyin' in the free world (see Feb 11 entry) A new page of disinformation pictures has been created Et In Arcadia ... |
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January 14th
Major Revamp of the site - New intro page - Mostly format & look change, little new content added other than one-liners here and there and new images. Most stale pages deleted. The more it changes the more it stays the same. Consult your pineal gland. Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!! |
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January 3rd
Book the One: The Pineal Code Eristroduction From Chaos to Discord Mottos, Catmas, Paths, Restrictions, & Buzz Lines The Laws (to be expanded) Sisyphus Prometheus St Pesher the Gardener Recommendations & Tips What is a Discordian Cabal? New Katos added |
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October 22nd
Haven't been much action around here for a while because we have been busy in developing, reviewing and maintaining a Discordian Liturgy Wiki - Please visit the brand new PBWiki Discordia Liturgica and support our bust Episkopos Cunegonde Poutringasse in her efforts New Discordian Te Chings
posted by Hooflonj-Poo Atma-Windu
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| August 20th
New Discordian Te Chings posted by Hooflonj-Poo Atma-Windu The Discordthatthaka Sutta (The Terminated) The Discordian Fucka Sutta (Tantric Immanentization) Worthy (The Eights Qualities of Discordian Women) New Katos added Discordian Reference section updated with tons more links and the definitive ever changing 5 Holy Books of Discordia listing |
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August 19th
Eris Kallisti Discordia's Garden of Pleasure now available in PDF (removed from site on Feb 11 2007, now available by e-mail request only rrfmetal@hotmail.com) The Alt.Discordia Surveys of the Cabal Members are now available as individual PDF files instead of as in an HTML format and 5 more have been posted: Episkopos Cunégonde Poutringasse, KFFC, VH July The Sweet, KFFC, K, TSB Kelly Monaco, KFFC, K, PMOM 04/97 Legionnaire Ozzy Laliberté Bo Derek, 10K |
| August 16th
Added 1 image to the page Eris Intercessions and Disinformation Updated - The Discordian Manifesto to be applicable to the whole Discordian sentienty rather than only to the Cabal because only the whole system is a whole system. (See entry for Feb 27, 2007) We Discordians must stick apart!!! Updated - What used to be the Missionary Position of the Cabal has been moved to the Reality Tunnel of the Cabal section and will shortly be replaced by a better and improved Missionary Position of the Cabal reflecting our inner discord and basic tenets. Stay tuned, a complimentary set of steak knives will be offered to callers 0.23 and 1.69 Stay Tuned - Many surveys are in and almost ready to be posted. PDF version of Eris Kallisti Discordia's Garden of Pleasure coming soon. |
| July 20th - Finished posting Eris
Kallisit Discordia's Garden of Pleasure : XX
: The Beauty of the Rose Leads away from
its Thorns; XXI : Tits & Ass; XXII : The Dumb Blonde's Ace in the Hole; XXIII: Belief in God. |
| July 10th - Included a PDF
version of the Ommiterre Libellus
(removed from site on Feb 11 2007, now available by
e-mail request only rrfmetal@hotmail.com) New Page: Operation Mindfuck: Demotivational Plaques |
| July 3rd - Eris Kallisit Discordia's
Garden of Pleasure : X
: The Joyous Life of Foxy Mellons; XI
: The Folly of Desire
for Big Muscles; XII : Self-sacrifice and Self-aggrandisement; XIII : The Vanity of Reputation; XIV : Difficulty and Ease of Government; XV: All Things Pass; XVI : The Nature of Man; XVII : The Five Chimeras; XVIII : All Pleasures Are Relative; XIX : The Wisdom of Contentment Added image to the Procrastinator's creed page; Added 4 images on Eris Intercessions and Disinformation page |
| May 22nd - History of the Known Universe:
The
Second Coming
Eris Kallisit Discordia's Garden of Pleasure : VI : The Ideal Life; VII : Duty to the Cunt, Ass & Mouth; VIII : The Art of Letting In Or Not; IX : The Happy Voluptuaries and the Hidden Variable of Power |
| May 12th - Back from BC. Thanks for your patience
during my absence. It was worth your while.
History of the Known Universe: The Council of Goddesses Eris Kallisit Discordia's Garden of Pleasure : III : The Brevity of Conscious Life; IV : Death, The Terminator (Part IV); V : False Virtues |
| April 26th - History of the Known Universe:
The
First Three Minutes
Eris Kallisit Discordia's Garden of Pleasure : II : Real and False Greatness Eris Intercessions & Disinformation: Pictures or Paintings of Eris - you will recognize the disinformation work of the Bavarian Illuminati |
| April 23rd - The
Cabal's Roster (Deities, Prophets & Members) & The
McKenzie Brothers
Started posting Alt.Discordia Surveys of Cabal Members: Episkopos Ralph Radix Fenderson McKenzie Etal, KFFC, PTHRHFB, HMcKB Legionnaire Hooflonj Poo Atma-Windu, MRNET Saints Recognised by the Cabal & The out-of-grid Truth about Discordian Saints Eris Kallisit Discordia's Garden of Pleasure : I : The Vanity of Women |
| April 22nd - The
Procrastinator's Creed
Beginning of posting of the History of the Known Universe: Chapters 1 to 6 Beginning of posting of Eris Kallisit Discordia's Garden of Pleasure : Eristroduction Added a link to the Invisible Pink Unicorn page on Discordia Main page |
| April 7th - Excerpts from ACIM which are just too relevant to the treatise on the Grenzsituationen to not be included. |
| April 6th - A treatise on the Grenzsituationen:
Imminentize
VS Immanentize; Eschaton VS Grenzsituationen
The Rev DrJon has posted scans of the Principia Discordia 1st edition Discordian Manifesto #523-69/4:20 (first posting, for latest revision see Feb 27, 2007) |
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| March 23rd - A treatise on the Grenzsituationen:
Of
We; Of Me; Of You
Principia Chaotica by Peter Carroll |
| March 22nd - The
Five Discordian Wiki-Commandments (The free commandments that anyone
can edit)
(Well actually there are 10 of them but then ...) Easter Eggs Hidden Here and There (the race to the sea of green has started) & added a Picture of ME on discordia page |
| March 19th - Exactly a month since the last update
but that was not an empty month. Eris hasn't stopped
dictating to me every single day ... it just is hard for me to feed the site as quickly as she feeds me Site is now member of Webrings: Ring of Discordia & Erisian Ring of Integral Spoke More Te-Chings: The Five Discordian Trainings |
| Feb 19th 2006 - Added Discordian Katos |
| Feb 18th - Reorganised Discordia
page and added The Missionary Position of
the Cabal
& Discordian Bibliography |
| Feb 6th - Discordian
Koans 9 -12
Discordians Te Chings - The 5 Overblown Truths |
| Feb 5th 2006 - Finished the Ommiterre Libellus
by posting dictum 18, 19,
20,
Discordian Koans 1 - 8 |
| 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - 2006 - |
| Dec 22nd - Added a French
portion to the site - enter through home
or fiction page
Added some essentials (non discordian) links Added endorsements on home page |
| Dec 18th - Ommiterre Libellus16,
17,
21,
22,
23,
24,
Epilogua/Credits
Ommiterre Libellus 14, 15, 13 (Graph) |
| Dec 11th - Ommiterre Libellus678,
9,
10,
11,
12,
13
Let me please introduce myself (Discordian page - introduction of me and presentation of the Omiterre Libellus) |
| Dec 4th - Ommiterre Libellus345 |
| Dec 2nd 2005 - Ommiterre Libellus 1 2 (The missing tomes of the Principia Discordia - Do you believe that?) |
| Site posted November 2005 - Navigation windows & Links (Discordian Links Only) |
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May all your days find you smiling
The new sea of green is the new pink
Of course the sea of green isn't here, that would
be just too easy!!!!
You Better Be God because ...
Little Sister is Watching You
