Where does the threat really
comes from for humans?
(continued)

In the previous page of this exclusive reportage, we examined the earthly threat pointed at by goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia. In the file she provided to the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen, more esoteric, even totally eristic leads were mentionned.

Here they are examined ...
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Among non earthly threat, Eris had identified possibilities of retribution from

(1) an angry & vengeful God;

Angry and Vengeful Almighty God
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(2) a not so angry but definitely drunk God;.
Drunk God

(3) an onslaught of Greyface, annoyed at being ridiculed and put down by Discordians;
Greyface, Annoyed and Angry
(4) agrressive tendencies of a yet undefined race from a galaxy manifesting obvious signs of disrespect.
Angry Galaxy
Another option would be a weakening of the Force, due to the ever subtle and powerful attraction of the Dark Pint.
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Pint
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In all this mumbo jumbo of paranoia, only a few things are clear, goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia has indicated that, given current intelligence data, the attack for the annihilation of mankind will be initiated from an isolated archipelago of islands known as La Isla Della Discordia (the islands of discord). Agents of the cabal are working day and night to locate this island. It is believed that this information was leaked to Eris by H.P. Lovecraft.
La Isla Della Discordia
Whatever happens, it will be big and it will be one time only.

The Grand Cabal of the Immanentizer of the Eschaton invites you to get your tickets as early as possible.

This is one event you do not to have to witness from the back row.

Ticket for the End of the World
In the menatime, you are invited to rekindle with your mad body dancing on hillsides, to practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty and to do something irreverent yet beautyful. It will not prvent the eschaton from happening but at least life will be that much pleasant in the meantime.

Keep smiling and in case of doubt, consult your pineal gland.

Smiles
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For a look at other threats to the human from sources far less credible than goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia, turn to this page.
Mo' Threats to the Human Race 

 
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If you are not satisfied at the thought of your universe being wiped out and relegated to oblivion once and for all but want to take an active part in it. You can consult goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia's
12-Steps Program for Immanentizing the Eschaton

No money back guarantee but a complimentary set of attractive steak knives is offered for a limited time only.
Act now before it's too late.

Do you Believe That?
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
.Spinning Chao.
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