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The
Tourist Guy
Obtained through pineo-appendix neurodiscordant
quantum pathways transcommunication
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The Tourst Guy and the Cunt of St. Germain are one and the same. As you can from these pictures, the resemblance is Eristically undeniable. . |
The
Tourist Guy
Wherever you go, there he is |
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The Cunt of St. Germain is an immortal who has lived on the earth under many guises and identities since the days of Adam. Through is days, he has been recognised as a courtier, adventurer, inventor, amateur scientist, painter, pianist, violinist, amateur composer while living under the identity of Cunt of St. Germain. All around, he is a mysterious gentleman displaying skills with the practice of alchemy. According to Ascended Master Teachings, the name of this individual comes from his choice of the name in Latin, meaning "Holy Brother". He has been recognised as a saint of the Discordian Movement by the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen under the contemporary guise of That Tourst Guy. He has been recognized under a number of other names, including the Marquis de Montferrat, Comte Bellamarre or Aymar, Chevalier Schoening, Chevalier Weldon (Welldone), Comte Soltikoff, Graf Tzarogy, Prinz Ragoczy and Joan Crawford. As the Tourist Guy roaming through
the 20th and 21st centuries, he has been spotted at various significant
moments usually catastrophic and characterised by loss of life. This has
gained him to be referred by some erring Smurfs as the Tourist of Death,
however it is clear that the Count/Tourist Guy is in no way responsible
for this horrific event even though the purpose of him being there at those
moment remains unknown. Maybe after such a long time on earth he is getting
bored and he feels catastrophes offer a different spectacle than the daily
admiration of the wonders of mother nature. Hey! Who are we to judge his
motives, some sort of greyfaces jury or what? Anyway, as opposed to most
of use, the Count/Tourist Guy was there when we were not. Of course, being
mortal ourselves, maybe it is just as well. Unless …
(Picture of Count of St. Germain
and information obtained and adapted from Wikipedia)
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The Tourist Guy / The Count of
St. Germain
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