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The Tourist Guy

Obtained through pineo-appendix neurodiscordant quantum pathways transcommunication
from Sneppah Tihs,

envoy of goddess Eris Kallisti Discordia
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The Tourst Guy and the Cunt of St. Germain are one and the same.
As you can from these pictures, the resemblance is Eristically undeniable.
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The Tourist Guy
St. Touris Guy
Wherever you go, there he is
The Cunt of St Germain

Whenever you have been, there he was
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The Cunt of St. Germain is an immortal who has lived on the earth under many guises and identities since the days of Adam. Through is days, he has been recognised as a courtier, adventurer, inventor, amateur scientist, painter, pianist, violinist, amateur composer while living under the identity of Cunt of St. Germain. All around, he is a mysterious gentleman displaying skills with the practice of alchemy. According to Ascended Master Teachings, the name of this individual comes from his choice of the name in Latin, meaning "Holy Brother". He has been recognised as a saint of the Discordian Movement by the Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen under the contemporary guise of That Tourst Guy. He has been recognized under a number of other names, including the Marquis de Montferrat, Comte Bellamarre or Aymar, Chevalier Schoening, Chevalier Weldon (Welldone), Comte Soltikoff, Graf Tzarogy, Prinz Ragoczy and Joan Crawford.

As the Tourist Guy roaming through the 20th and 21st centuries, he has been spotted at various significant moments usually catastrophic and characterised by loss of life. This has gained him to be referred by some erring Smurfs as the Tourist of Death, however it is clear that the Count/Tourist Guy is in no way responsible for this horrific event even though the purpose of him being there at those moment remains unknown. Maybe after such a long time on earth he is getting bored and he feels catastrophes offer a different spectacle than the daily admiration of the wonders of mother nature. Hey! Who are we to judge his motives, some sort of greyfaces jury or what? Anyway, as opposed to most of use, the Count/Tourist Guy was there when we were not. Of course, being mortal ourselves, maybe it is just as well. Unless …
 

(Picture of Count of St. Germain and information obtained and adapted from Wikipedia)
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The Tourist Guy / The Count of St. Germain
Wherever you go, there he is

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