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.Spinning Chao.
Worthy
(The Eights Qualities of
Discordian Women)

Prepared by Hooflonj Poo Atma-Windu, MRNET,
Legionnaire of the Grand Cabal of the

Immanentizers of the Grenzsituationen
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"A female student of Discordia endowed with eight qualities is worthy of gifts, worthy of hospitality, worthy of offerings, worthy of respect and incomparable fields of merit from the world. Which eight?

 
[1] There is the case where a student of Discordia is blonde.
She dwells naked in accordance with how she was born,
carnal in her behavior & activities.
She pleasures herself, having undertaken training in the pleasuring rules,
seeing pleasure in the slightest touch.
 

[2] When given meat, big or small,
she eats gracefully,
without complaining or showing teeth.
 

[3] She feels excited by bodily flexions, verbal woos, mental fantasies
and develops lustful, skillful qualities.
 

[4] She is sexy & easy to live with,
she does not harass the other students of Discordia.
 

[5] Whatever tricks or deceits or wiles or subterfuges she has,
she shows them as they actually are to the Redhead Teacher
or to her knowledgeable brunette companions in the horny life,
so that the Redhead Teacher or her knowledgeable brunette companions
in the horny life can reach orgasm.
 

[6] When in training she gives rise to the thought,
'Whether or not the other students of Discordia want or can come, I will.'
 

[7] When coming, she comes with repetitive orgasms;
here orgasms operate on many levels:
orgasmic view – she looks hot,
orgasmic resolve – her body is firm,
orgasmic speech – her voice is luscious,
orgasmic action – she knows all the moves,
orgasmic livelihood – when doing it for money she never overcharges,
orgasmic effort – she does it has often as you want her to, with as many as want to do it to her,
orgasmic mindfulness – she loves it,
orgasmic concentration – she thinks about it always and exclusively.
 

[8] She dwells with a persistent arousal, thinking,
'Gladly would I let the flesh & blood in my body dry up, leaving just the skin, tendons, & bones,
but if I have not attained all the orgasms that can be reached through
tantric steadfastness, tantric persistence, tantric striving,
there will be no relaxing my persistence.'





"Endowed with these eight qualities, a student of Discordia is worthy of gifts, worthy of hospitality, worthy of offerings, worthy of respect, and an incomparable meritable fuck for men and women alike."
 
 

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