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Symptomatic Syndromes
Reality's Eschaton
& Other Stories
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Have You Immanentized Your Eschaton
Today?
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Preposterous
Perceptions
Symptomatic Syndromes Reality's Eschaton & Other Stories Welcome to Our |
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To fully appreciate the content herein, you need to be at least familiar with the teachings from the following two manuscripts
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The Principia Discordia The book at the origin of modern discordianism and Erisianism |
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The Ommiterre Libellus The missing tomes of the Principia Discordia revealed to me by Eris Kallisti Discordia PDF version available on request
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What if they had a war and everybody failed to show up? 
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And now (and in colour)
The Grand
Cabal of the
Immanentizers
of the Grenzsituationen
A Discordian Cabal Based on the Te Chings of Eris Kallisti Discordia
Proposes
to you
A Treatise
on the Grenzsituationen:
The Missionary
Position of the Cabal
and then
some more ...
Actually,
lots more
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Revealed
through Paratheobiological Examination of the Pineo-Appendix Neurodiscordant
Pathways
This Chaos
was meant to be spread
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Magick, Miracles & Other Creeds |
Think for
Yourself - Question Authority
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| Let
me please introduce myself
(How the Goddess Found Me and What She Did to Me When She Found Me) |
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| Principia Chaotica by Peter Carroll |
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| Excerpts
from ACIM which are too relevant to the treatise below to not be included
here - The similitudes and contrasts with Peter Carroll's Principia Chaotica
provided above are pineally interesting - particularly Principle #14
Principles of Miracles The Laws of Chaos |
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| The Procrastinor's Creed |
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 Prayers to IPU by JP3 Revelation from IPU to JP3 |
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| http://www.glumbert.com/media/naturalhallucination
(Outside Link) |
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| The
Eris Page
Includes links to The Principia Discordia; The Ommiterre Libellus; Eris Intercessions & Disinformation; Discordian Prayers; Operation Mindfuck: Demotivational Plaques; and some more quotes & pictures of Eris |
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All thanks to Trans Fat |
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A Treatise on the Grenzsituationen: The Missionary Position of the Cabal |
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| Discordian
Manifesto #523-69/4:20 bis bis
Only the whole system is a whole system - We Discordians must stick apart together!!! |
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| Book
the One: The Pineal Code
Eristroduction From Chaos to Discord Mottos, Catmas, Paths, Restrictions, & Buzz Lines The Laws (Optional) Sisyphus Prometheus St Pesher the Gardener Recommendations & Tips What is a Discordian Cabal? My Only Certainty: Limited Time Offer Sacco & Vanzetti The Tourist Guy More about the Tourist Guy here They Were There The Catma of the Void The Catma of Chaos The Catma of Eris The Catma of Doubt The Catma of the Discordian Movement The Messed Age Enigma Discordian Tantra The Enlightenment Creed Book of the Hole: Eristroduction Book of the Hole: Homer Libellus I: On the Flies and the Fly Swapper Book of the Hole: Ritual, Nous Sommes du Soleil Book of the Hole: The Only Sin of Mankind Is to Spill the Beer |
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| Book
the Two: Defining the Reality Tunnel of the Cabal
Of We Of Me Of You (What this book has to offer to you) Imminentize VS Immanentize Eschaton VS Grenzsituationen |
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| Discordian
Visuals - Because a picture is worth 997.65 words + or - 5%, 19
times out of 20
Eris
Intercessions & Disinformation
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| The
21st Century Paranoid's Pages
Demotivational
Plaques
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| Pages
from the Book of Life!
Memento 2006 Discordian Koan I: Crossing the River Did you ever wonder why the Principia Discordia is such an odd book? 23 Proverbs of Discordia I Tego Arcana Discordia Eon - The Revelation Funeral Ode to Fast Food Part of an Infinite Series!! - Collect Them All!!! |
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| Discordian
Prayers
(A Discordian Prayer a Day Keeps the Greyface Away) Witness
Eris' idiot-syncratic way of granting prayers (illustrated)
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| The
Cabal's Roster (Deities, Prophets & Members)
Includes Alt.Discordia Surveys of Cabal members. The Surveys are now posted in PDF format instead of HTML and 5 new ones have been posted The McKenzie Brothers Saints Recognized by the Cabal The out-of-grid Truth about Discordian Saints Endorsements
Received by the Cabal
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Book The One is over and posting will soon resume in one form or another (more likely in another though) |
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Discordian Zen Illusions
as Necessities of Thought - Uselessness & Meaninglesness
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Aware of
the confusion ...
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Discordian Te Chings - The Basic Precepts The 5 Overblown truths The 5 Discordian Trainings The Multi Folds Paths: Many Examples Thereof The Discordthatthaka Sutta (The Terminated) The Discordian Fucka Sutta (Tantric Immanentization) Worthy (The Eights Qualities of Discordian Women) Five Somewhat Preposterous Perceptions ... Five Faultless Gifts FNORD! |
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| Discordian
Koans
(For Discordians Who Want to Put in Practice the Cabal's Te Chings) Now featuring a new series of
Koans based on the memoirs of Lord Omar, Mal2, RAW, Emperor Norton and
Minnie Rae collected by our legionnaire Hooflonj Poo ...
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| Discordian
Katos
You could think of a Kato, as the opposite of a FNORD. Other people just boringly call them quotes or aphorisms. How rude! |
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Eris Kallisti Discordia's Garden of Pleasure Collated by Hooflonj Poo Atma-Windu, MRNET, Legionnaire Now only
available for perusal at the following website: http://doorman.pbwiki.com/
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| Discordian
References - Links to other Great Discordian Literature
Now with tons more links and the definitive ever changing 5 Holy Books of Discordia listing |
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Take me back to the Multi folds path
Memento
Vivo
No
one here GATES out alive
Cogito
Ergo Sucks - I think therefore I suck
Cogito
Ergotamine Sum - I hallucinate therefore I am
Woe
is Wow!
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
I see red people
If you were looking for the sea of green, you
misssed your exit
You better be good because
Little Sister is Watching You
