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Agent Orange
TOP SPEED: 150MPH
The mad ex-FBI agent will hunt you down with extreme prejudice if you dare to hit his heavyweight sedan. |
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Autoscum
TOP SPEED: 220MPH
Road-going gang of psychos, muggers and murderers who drive a variety of armored off-roaders. |
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Mech Maniac
TOP SPEED: 220MPH
He's a hi-tech hi-spec speed freak who knows no fear. The Grungebuster is super-quick but super- twitchy, so Mech needs nerves of steel. |
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Don Dumpster - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 100MPH
Big truck, big guy... no heart. Don's a disgruntled municipal worker and he drives a customized earthmover. Hard, fast & heavy. |
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Ed Hunter - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 160MPH
Survivalist Ed wants to rid the world of commies. But to him, everyone's a pinko. His armored station wagon's a moving roadblock. |
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Heinz Faust - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 160MPH
Teutonic Heinz has a supercharged superheavy sport coupe with go-anywhere tank tracks... don't get caught in his path! |
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Firestorm - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 100MPH
Crazed chem worker firestorm stole a company tanker and took to racing. The rig is big and the driver is brutal. |
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The Brothers Grimm - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 230MPH
The funereal funsters will deliver you straight to hell in style with their nitrous snorting hot-rod hearse. |
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Hammerhead - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 210MPH
Hammy thinks he's a superhero, but actually he's just another nut. He drives his own twisted creation with demented zeal. |
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Halfwit Harry - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 170MPH
Harry will try to win at any cost, so he can lavish the winnings on his pet pig, Squealer. Best stay out of his way if you can. |
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Ivan the Bastard - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 150MPH
With a Ukraine-manufactured monster truck and a Vodka-manufactured hangover, Ivan's black mood makes him a dangerous competitor. |
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Kutter - Vehicle
TOP SPEED: 280MPH
He takes great pleasure in causing pain, and seems curiously keen to receive punishment in return. Who are you to argue? |
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wanda lust top speed: 210mph she's mean, lean, and she's got a killing machine. wanda's lust is primarily for blood - yours. |
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![]() | juicy jones
vehicle
170mph 1.9 8.9 this man loves oranges, but because of his ott suspension he tends to spill orange juice everywhere. |
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otis p jivefunk
vehicle 180mph 1.8 7.7 king cool, the laidback lord lowriders is, however, inclined turn into slavering lunatic if cat gets it's paintwork scratched. |
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psycho pitbull
vehicle
160mph 2.0 9.1 like rabid scrapyard dog, he'll come baying your engine oil. catches you... hamburger time. |
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![]() | screwie lewie vehicle 220mph 1.7 6.4 wacky guy favors 'supercar/monster truck/light aircraft/mole machine' mode transport. he's about as insane they come. |
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![]() | burly shirley 9.9 halfwit harry's sister devoted squealer pet pig (and has same single figure iq). |
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| stella stunna 230mph 1.0 4.5 stella's herself wired battery her super sleek racer, she says it gives an extra buzz... enough said. |
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![]() | stig o'sore
vehicle
150mph 11.6 stig knows that what car lacks in speed, more than makes up strength durability. thinks beautiful. |
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| madam scarlett vehicle 270mph 4.1 behind wheel one fastest cars on circuit, she'll take breath away... good. |
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![]() | ed 101 vehicle 280mph 0.9 4.2 ed blew fuse went psycho. crazed android stole prototype prized racing coupe order cause high-speed carnage. |
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![]() | val hella vehicle 1.3 5.5 self-crowned queen race scene, chariot aptly equipped with mounted blades. |
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![]() | vlad
vehicle 420mph 2.2 for vlad, not winning, taking apart counts. this car's speed unbeatable... just don't try corner it. |