opponents

Agent Orange

TOP SPEED: 150MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.7 TONS
0-60MPH: 7.6 SECONDS

The mad ex-FBI agent will hunt you down with extreme prejudice if you dare to hit his heavyweight sedan.


Autoscum

TOP SPEED: 220MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 0.6 TONS
0-60MPH: 3.6 SECONDS

Road-going gang of psychos, muggers and murderers who drive a variety of armored off-roaders.


Mech Maniac

TOP SPEED: 220MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 0.4 TONS
0-60MPH: 3.3 SECONDS

He's a hi-tech hi-spec speed freak who knows no fear. The Grungebuster is super-quick but super- twitchy, so Mech needs nerves of steel.


Don Dumpster - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 100MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 2.6 TONS
0-60MPH: 14.8 SECONDS

Big truck, big guy... no heart. Don's a disgruntled municipal worker and he drives a customized earthmover. Hard, fast & heavy.


Ed Hunter - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 160MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 2.3 TONS
0-60MPH: 9.6 SECONDS

Survivalist Ed wants to rid the world of commies. But to him, everyone's a pinko. His armored station wagon's a moving roadblock.


Heinz Faust - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 160MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 3.0 TONS
0-60MPH: 7.6 SECONDS

Teutonic Heinz has a supercharged superheavy sport coupe with go-anywhere tank tracks... don't get caught in his path!


Firestorm - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 100MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 2.1 TONS
0-60MPH: 8.9 SECONDS

Crazed chem worker firestorm stole a company tanker and took to racing. The rig is big and the driver is brutal.


The Brothers Grimm - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 230MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.2 TONS
0-60MPH: 4.2 SECONDS

The funereal funsters will deliver you straight to hell in style with their nitrous snorting hot-rod hearse.


Hammerhead - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 210MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 2.0 TONS
0-60MPH: 6.6 SECONDS

Hammy thinks he's a superhero, but actually he's just another nut. He drives his own twisted creation with demented zeal.


Halfwit Harry - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 170MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.9 TONS
0-60MPH: 9.4 SECONDS

Harry will try to win at any cost, so he can lavish the winnings on his pet pig, Squealer. Best stay out of his way if you can.


Ivan the Bastard - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 150MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.4 TONS
0-60MPH: 9.4 SECONDS

With a Ukraine-manufactured monster truck and a Vodka-manufactured hangover, Ivan's black mood makes him a dangerous competitor.


Kutter - Vehicle

TOP SPEED: 280MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.1 TONS
0-60MPH: 4.1 SECONDS

He takes great pleasure in causing pain, and seems curiously keen to receive punishment in return. Who are you to argue?


wanda lust

top speed: 210mph
kerb weight: 1.1 tons
0-60mph: 6.7 seconds

she's mean, lean, and she's got a killing machine. wanda's lust is primarily for blood - yours.


juicy jones vehicle 170mph 1.9 8.9

this man loves oranges, but because of his ott suspension he tends to spill orange juice everywhere.


otis p jivefunk vehicle 180mph 1.8 7.7

king cool, the laidback lord lowriders is, however, inclined turn into slavering lunatic if cat gets it's paintwork scratched.


psycho pitbull vehicle 160mph 2.0 9.1

like rabid scrapyard dog, he'll come baying your engine oil. catches you... hamburger time.


screwie lewie vehicle 220mph 1.7 6.4 wacky guy favors 'supercar/monster truck/light aircraft/mole machine' mode transport. he's about as insane they come.

burly shirley 9.9

halfwit harry's sister devoted squealer pet pig (and has same single figure iq).


stella stunna 230mph 1.0 4.5

stella's herself wired battery her super sleek racer, she says it gives an extra buzz... enough said.


stig o'sore vehicle 150mph 11.6

stig knows that what car lacks in speed, more than makes up strength durability. thinks beautiful.


madam scarlett vehicle 270mph 4.1 behind wheel one fastest cars on circuit, she'll take breath away... good.

ed 101 vehicle 280mph 0.9 4.2

ed blew fuse went psycho. crazed android stole prototype prized racing coupe order cause high-speed carnage.


val hella vehicle 1.3 5.5 self-crowned queen race scene, chariot aptly equipped with mounted blades.

vlad vehicle 420mph 2.2

for vlad, not winning, taking apart counts. this car's speed unbeatable... just don't try corner it.