Shell to DOS... Come in DOS ... do you copy? Shell to DOS

Why doesn't DOS say EXCELLENT command or Filename?

... file not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

2 + 2 +5 for extremely larges values of 2.

All computers wait at the same speed.

A computer attention span is as long as it's power cord.

Computers make fast, very accurate mistakes.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.

Buffers = 20 Files = 15 2nd down, 5 yards to go, 4th quarter.

Press <CTRL ALT DLT> to continue

An error? It's impossible! My Modem is error correcting.

The name is Baud... James Baud.