PCMCIA    People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN      It Still Does Nothing
APPLE     Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI      System Can't See It
DOS       Defective Operating System
BASIC     Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM       I Blame Microsoft
DEC       Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM    Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2      Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW       World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM   Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL     Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA     A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP      Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS      Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS   Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO      Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

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