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Tony Falcone Falcone’s Forum My Random and Bitter Thoughts on... The WWF Well what a surprise. It has been close to a month since my last rant and absolutely nothing has changed. Austin still comes out at the beginning of every show against Vince followed by 15 minutes of random blah blah blah followed by a repetitive semi interesting main event involving the same four wrestlers. Yippee! I am so excited I almost crapped myself. A strap match!!! Gee I guess that hasn’t been done before how innovative!!! The little notes of interest... Edge left the Brood or Gangrel left the Brood whatever... Now Edge will maybe separate from that bunch of jobbers and do something with his career. Oh I almost forgot... THE BODY IS BACK!!!!! Hehehehe, I laughed myself silly watching this press conference it was so funny. McMahon was trying so hard to keep it serious but lost control as badly as a crack addict trying to hold in his bladder during withdrawal... The Body is gonna kick ass but I’ll miss it... Goddamn Black Sabbath had to come to town on the 22nd... P.S. I now have lost a huge amount of respect for Black Sabbath! 70$ for tickets! Shit how do you expect the poor guys with the dead-end jobs to pay for that dickheads? Al Snow still kicks ass and Blackman can show he can still wrestle however moronic fans don’t give a shit. All the want is the superuntalented Rock to go out and roody poo, jabroni, etc, etc. He can jerk off in front of them and they’ll still go nuts... 3 WEEKS TO JERICHO! However I pray that the gay millenium thing is not him cause if he ain’t the same Jericho then it’s just a big waste of time... THE WCW Well Hollywood is the champ again. LADIFUCKINDA! Just goes to show you that Bischoff is nothing but Hogan’s little BITCH! However the WCW has shown some sign of a comeback in the last couple of weeks that is somewhat encouraging... they put on one of the best Nitro’s in last few months and many wrestlers seem to be finally having some sense of direction with angles and such. The Franchise showed up which is a good sign as he is the shit and will kick everyone’s ass! (Except the Cat... no one will beat the Cat cause he is the greatest!) No actually to be objective in WCW in nearly impossible. It is really hard just to watch 50 year olds win titles their first night back while poor guys like Benoit bust their ass day in and day out for fuck all and a pack of smokes. However WCW just has the wrestlers that I find make the show. As much as I hate Sting his match with Flair was great and it showed that old retarded geezers could still move. Did I mention though that the Cat is the greatest? Thought so. Only time will tell whether they will make an effective comeback or it was just a two-week thing... Oh and to all the other "journalists" who think they know shit. MEGADETH has more fuckin Grammy Nominations than MOIST, PEARL JAM, EVERCLEAR and all other "kickass" bands. They rocked live and they rock forever! The ECW Can’t say much about ECW right now. I haven’t watched it in a while however the PPV was the best ones I’ve seen since the Survivor series... Although I still think Taz is a bitch and shouldn’t be winning every match in a squash. What fun is that? The Great Falcone Now Presents His Favorite Top Ten Wrestlers right fuckin now... 10. Steve Corino and... 1. ERNEST "THE CAT" MILLER Till next time stay cool on crack and happy as a drug dealer in Queens... If you wanna work here email me at roberge32@hotmail.com a whole bunch of positions are open! |
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