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Welcome to Wave 38 Special!
You will find out information about the best wave of Textron
Six Sigma . Our wave name is Wave 38 Special and it is host by
Bell Helicopter.
Enjoy your visit ! ;-)
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Wave 38 Training Schedule (DMAIC)
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Date |
Location |
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| Week 1 |
May 2nd, 2005 |
Fort Worth, Texas |
| Week 2 |
June 6th, 2005 |
Amarillo, Texas |
| Week 3 |
July 11th, 2005 |
Fort Worth, Texas |
| Week 4 |
August, 15th, 2005 |
Saint-Sauveur-Des-Monts, Quebec |
| Week 5 |
September 19th, 2005 |
Edwards & Associate, Tennessee |
| Week 6 |
October, 24th, 2005 |
Fort Worth, Texas |
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Six Sigma Humours
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Follow the adventures of Roadie around the world... |
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want
coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee
down in one gulp, the Indian turns and blasts the buffalo with the
shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for Six Sigma Black
Belt position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for
others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." |
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